RBC SA 2027 - Comment Here for Help

Have had an unbelievably large amount of individuals in my PMs practically begging me to help them get into RBC. For context, many of them are from lower-tier BBs (GS/MS/JPM) and MFPEs (APO/BX/KKR). 

Comment down below if you want a referral for RBC SA 2027 and I'll see what I can do. Open only to non-diversity, WASP, intergenerational wealth, 6'5+, and athletic. To be even more competitive, comment how many birds you are pulling on a weekly basis (8 minimum) and personal measurements (7.9in hard minimum).

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Have had an unbelievably large amount of individuals in my PMs practically begging me to help them get into RBC. For context, many of them are from lower-tier BBs (GS/MS/JPM) and MFPEs (APO/BX/KKR). 

Comment down below if you want a referral for RBC SA 2027 and I'll see what I can do. Open only to non-diversity, WASP, intergenerational wealth, 6'5+, and athletic. To be even more competitive, comment how many birds you are pulling on a weekly basis (8 minimum) and personal measurements (7.9in hard minimum).

 

I’m currently clocking in at 7.5” but make up for the length with my girth. I’ve explored potential options and have been stretching it daily whilst taking rhino pills as well. Hoping to hit around 8” by fall.

 

Hi, thanks for your time, I would greatly appreciate a referral, looking to lateral from being a MM PM (might blow up soon) to RBC due to their top-tier perks like Blades to the Hamptons.

- Non-diversity (I only jack off to lesbian content to avoid seeing nude men)

- WASP (Literally 104th in line to the English throne since William the Conqueror, extended family all wears Barbour that is color-coordinated with their signet rings and drives Range Rovers on their country estates)

- 6'6.5 (Rounded up to 6'7 on my NCAA stats)

- Athletic (D1 lax at top-tier fratty school, think UVA/Dartmouth/UMich/Wharton/Duke)

- Pulls a lot of birds on a weekly basis (think setting up eiffel towers with random birds from Phebes with my runway model male roommates)

- Personal measurements (6.5 inches but can get to 7.5 with gas station rhino pills and plenty of honey packets as well as soothing jazz music)

 

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