Shake it for me
I am a 2nd year analyst at a very prestigious bank think (JP Morgan, Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, or Deutsche Bank). I loved the work at first. However, the past couple of months have been really exhausting. I have been working on 5+ live deals, often having to stay in the office until 4:00am.Last night I had to pull an all nighter after my MBA associate took forever to give me comments. I finally finished the model around 6:00am. I went to the bathroom to go cry in the handicap stall and piss out the 6 monster energy drinks I had throughout the night.All of a sudden, I hear my MBA associate yelling my name. I run over towards him and he then asks me for some help. He is standing at the urinal pissing with his pants dropped like a toddler who never was properly potty trained. He looks me in the eyes and he says, "Shake it for me". This is BB investment banking.
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Why the f had I read the whole thing
so did you shake it?
Down to the last drop.
then I don't even want to think about what's going on in MM investment banking
wipe it for me
EB - let me peg u
Looks like your associate needs to learn some manners, and maybe how to aim in the bathroom. Time to introduce him to the joys of potty training and common decency. Better hurry before he starts asking for a lollipop.
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LOL.
https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/investment-banking/associate-expe…
I am amazed that this became a full post
Average Deutsche associate
My boss at my first job did ask me to shake his cock so this checks out
You're trolling right?
No interesting guy
What's with these bizarre posts this last 24hrs??
it's recession. people have nothing to do and want to have a laugh to distract themselves from layoffs.
We are just trying to share the reality of banking so people know what they are getting into.
Don't like shaking some MBA Associate, Maybe banking is not for you.
This is top of the line shitpost
And an even better pisspost
Did you tell him to pick up the soap
Ah the old "Shake it for me is paradise"
..but.. W T H did I just read?
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