Recruiting for sa28 and ya boy is getting a bit desperate. Curious on the impact of using attention grabbing subject lines to increase response rate. Below are some examples of what I’ve been thinking
“Re: V2.1 changes”
“Sending this while you wait for comments”
“Pls fix”
“Font size 10.5 vs 11 Arial”
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they’ll immediately whitelist you bro i would try this asap
Do a fake staffing email. Also just "FYI" would work
Id recommend a termination email
Have you tried “Coffee Chat Request” that’s an underrated one
Rescheduling the RFP
Found your wallet
Try “Happy Hour 10/28 - respond by EOD”
Idk if you’re actually thinking of using these, but if I received any of these, I’d immediately block you
I think it’s a joke.
lol this is what i mean by industry being replaced by robo vanilla bots. this shit is hilarious and this guy all mad about a joke.
Put down "Career Discussion" and CC HR
Put "LAST CALL: BLACKSTONE SUPERDAY" instead if you want a higher hit rate
Bump
Try "Your name was mentioned in the Epstein files"
Yeah bro just ask career center to fix it for ya
I’d probably stick with something simple and neutral—like “Career Discussion” or “FYI”—anything too flashy might backfire.
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