That's why I'm richer than you!

Not sure if this has been discussed here but I think this is great demonstration of the attitude you need to have to be a BSD.
Dimon vs Mayo, take a look:
http://www.bloomberg.com/video/dimon-throws-down-at-investor-conference…

What do you think?

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I'm a huge fan of Dimon, and while it's all fun and games in private to make this kind of comment, I think it was a pretty shitty PR move. Especially given how much people already hate bankers. This is just adding fuel to the fire.

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
 
BTbankerI wouldn't worry about the general public hearing about this.

A video link was on Bloomberg within an hour. I'm pretty sure this could find it's way into the MSM easily. CNN/MSNBC would love an opportunity to shit on the industry, especially when it is handed to them on a silver platter.

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
 
adapt or die
BTbankerI wouldn't worry about the general public hearing about this.

Haha, yeah good point because it's so tough to flip on a liberal national news station while you're at home on the dole.

In an effort to save my tv screen from having the remote lodged in it, I blocked all the liberal news channels.
 

Pretty baller when you can tell a person who makes 1MM+/year that they suck. But yeah, probably unneeded publicity. I wouldn't be surprised if people liked the swagger and they got some business from it though.

 

This is all over the leftist blogs, so yeah, I think this was a mistake.

More to the point, he avoids the question.

One other thing: saying that banks have more capital than they know what to do with is another PR blunder, it should have been worded "Banks are being disallowed to put their capital to work".

I like Dimon, but I think he's definitely off his game lately.

Get busy living
 

dude asked a simple and fair question regarding capital ratios. dimon answered like a true elitist prick...

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 
sayandaruladude asked a simple and fair question regarding capital ratios. dimon answered like a true elitist prick...
I thought it was a fair way of saying, "go ahead, put your money with UBS."
 

Mike Mayo is on every banker's shit list, and has been for a while. Sandy Weil barred him from calls. JD was being a pretty big douche though; I mean the Fed does subsidize their business model.

Please don't quote Patrick Bateman.
 
DBCooperMike Mayo is on every banker's shit list, and has been for a while. Sandy Weil barred him from calls. JD was being a pretty big douche though; I mean the Fed does subsidize their business model.

yea, i don't really follow ER or the banking industry as much as i should; never heard of Mike Mayo either. all i know is that there had been rampant mismanagement in the financial sector this past decade, so if i were an investor in that sector i'd probably pay attention to the analyst on every banker's shitlist. and when a CEOs brushes off questions on the bank's fundamentals, i'd start getting worried.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

Mike Mayo may be annoying, but this is the same analyst who grilled banks for their high leverage ratios in 2006-2007. At that time they were making so much money, they laughed in his face. I liked JD alot before this, but his response shows poor judgement.

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