The Unofficial Goldman Sachs Guide To Being A Man

To the new generation, I strongly recommend giving this article a read. An MD shared it with my class when we first started out and it shaped the person I have become today. Not a rule book, but has some worthwhile suggestions

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Based on the most helpful WSO content, the article "How To Be A F%#king Man…" offers a fresh perspective on modern masculinity, blending practical advice with a touch of humor. While not a strict rulebook, it provides valuable suggestions for personal and professional growth. Here are some highlights:

  1. Practical Tips:

    • Always carry cash, with some in your front pocket.
    • Burn your khakis; opt for suits or jeans instead of business casual.
    • Start a wine collection for your kids as a long-term gift.
  2. Lifestyle Advice:

    • Never stay out after midnight three nights in a row unless something exceptional arises.
    • Eat brunch with friends regularly and leave pets at home.
    • Be a regular at more than one bar and act like you’ve been there before, whether it’s a private plane or the Super Bowl.
  3. Personal Development:

    • Do 50 push-ups, sit-ups, and dips before your morning shower.
    • Learn how to fly-fish and avoid taking selfies.
    • Aspire to experience photos rather than selfies.
  4. Miscellaneous Wisdom:

    • Don’t gamble if losing $100 will upset you.
    • Remember, “rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.”

For the full article and more insights, you can check it out https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/investment-banking/how-to-be-a-fk…</a">here. It’s a mix of humor, practicality, and timeless advice that resonates with many in the finance world.

Sources: How To Be A F%#king Man…, How To Be A F%#king Man…, Year 1 in consulting - tips, tricks, advice, and unspoken rules.

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