Tribute to a Big 4 investment banker

With so much data in the VDR
It’s kinda hard being financial advisor
But I, somehow, some way,
Keep comin’ up with EBITDA adjustments like every single day

Rollin’ up some shitcos in the midwest
Sippin’ on zynn and tea, laid back
With my mind on my money
And my money on my mind

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