What are some reasons for automatic dings during superdays?

Bankers, what are some reasons you might automatically ding a candidate during superdays? If their phone goes off/they wear weird clothing/say something completely stupid? Just curious to know

 

Weird ass smirk Overconfident Dick Has a clipboard Has a notepad or piece of paper and is religiously taking notes on things (I don't get this, it looks way too try hard) Is a total brah Curses Makes sexual advances at me Is depressing Eats with mouth open Sweats profusely Is too interested in IB (tbh means you don't know what you are talking about because F IB) Is way too hot (sorry I can 't have you distracting me (no, but I like to take the opp approach whit this but no jk, I don't really discriminate based on attractiveness.)

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Don't forget your pen in your padfolio because the Associate will preface the technical question with "you're gonna want to take out a pen for this one" then you helplessly stumble around trying to calculate the answer in your head while he stares at you like you're a total fuckin idiot, then you should be good. Man that sucked.

 
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I'm sure he noticed you didn't have your pen with you so you could stumble.

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Was looking forward to some interesting responses, only to find that this thread is 90% richard.# circlejerking

 

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