What are the banking equivalents of working in fast in food?
Had a SD at Taco Bell yesterday, Dominos hirevue last week, and Subway modeling test this AM. Got me thinking: What are the fast food jobs that represent different banks?
My ranking:
Goldman = Chick Fil A (best of the best in terms of quality and employee standards)
JP Morgan = McDonalds (storied history and well-defined brand)
Morgan Stanley = Taco Bell (certain parts of menu [groups] are better than others
BofA = Wendy's (Good all around)
Citi = Burger King (Wants to be McDonalds but quality has a ways to go)
DB = Waffle House (staff is constantly fucking around and several times a year it ends in police swarming the office/restaurant)
Moelis = In-N-Out (known for its California location/LA association, pays a fuck ton, kitchen is constantly working due to high demand, smaller firm but renowned for quality)
Comment some more boutiques and BB's and critique my list
Where is In-N-Out?
In-N-Out is probbaly evercore (specialized, lighter team, high relative wages)
Moelis - known for its California location/LA association, pays a fuck ton, kitchen is constantly working due to high demand, smaller firm but renowned for quality
This was definitely more accurate than mine so i'll add it to the list in the main post
You gave GS Chik Fil A but MS is Taco Bell? Damn, pretty harsh - I'd say MS is more Shake Shack
Taco Bell has the best value menu of the BB's (M&A Group)
DB is Waffle House because their staff is constantly fucking around and several times a year it ends in police swarming the office/restaurant. Despite that, they welcome all, even if you're paying with drug money.
GS is Chipoltle because they're known for quality control. Regardless of which group in which location is running the deal, they'll do a good job.
yeah i was mainly joking bout ihop
Chipotle has had some scandals in the past ecoli stuff in like (2016-2017) and i feel like chick fil a def works their employees harder and holds them to a higher standard
Waffle House fucking slaps. No slander for Waffle House. If you expect good service at a Waffle House that’s on you. After a night out on your shitty SEC school’s bars, those damn waffles and bacon hit the spot.
GS analysts wishing they were Chick-Fil-A so they get a Sunday off
What’s Barclays
cheeky nandos innit bruv
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Funny post but a couple comments, Analyst 1
Yeah this place really went downhill
M&A activity must've slowed down...
When did police swarm waffle house?
Every Saturday night
You ever been to Waffle House? They don’t call the cops at Waffle House lmao
Truist is Applebee's. Overall total shit, but still has one or two decent choices on the menu.
What’s the IB equivalent of $1 drink happy hours
In certain cities Applebee's isn't fast food, it's fine dining
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