What drink to order at informational interviews?

Fellow monkeys,

The following is a serious question: what's a safe drink choice to order at Starbucks for an informational interview?

I know that this will come across as a stupid question to many ("just order what you want to order, it doesn't matter"), but I'd like to avoid even the slightest chance that a banker would consciously or subconsciously tag me for a certain type of individual based off of my drink selection.

31 Comments
 
NewflyerIced soy skinny vanilla latte no whip
You, sir, have impeccable taste.
Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 

J&B on the rocks.

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 
she_monkeyall seriousness: regular coffee or regular tea

get regular hot unless its middle of the summer, the regular iced

its so plain that theres no way to label you anything over it

and yes its okay to get skim milk over regular, especially if you're a chick

i dont know whether you'd get a comment as a guy elsewhere, but in NY everyones such a health freak that skim/0% fat is the new default milk

hope it helps. i know everyones picking on you for this but this was a legitimate concern for me at one point.. and I kinda still struggle with what to order at informal networking drinks (i.e. alcoholic bev)

 
illiniPrideYou don't want to be tagged as the guy who worries about what to order at Starbucks.
That's exactly the point, isn't it?

I know that this comes across as a stupid question to a lot of you, but for someone who hasn't had much exposure to coffee in social settings, I think that this is a legitimate question. I go into Starbucks pretty frequently with friends and usually order an iced coffee or frappuccino, but I highly doubt that a caramel frap is considered acceptable in a networking setting.

Thanks for the serious responses. I figured that there's no harm in asking.

 

I usually go with cranberry juice with a lemon (always ask for the lemon). If they don't have it I get a water with a medium amount of crushed ice, and I drink it with a straw. This works wonders for networking/informational interviews.

 

normal people would just get plain coffee. it's not like starbucks is known for that or anything...

but in your case, since you are obviously a retard, i would suggest asking for something in a sippee cup, you know, so you don't spill shit all over your neatly pressed church clothes with velcro that your mommy laid out for you for your big boy interview.

as i've said before in countless posts, just don't be a weirdo and overthink shit and you'll do fine in your interview.

------------------------------------------------------------------ "I just want to be a monkey of average intelligence who wears a suit. I'll go to business school!"
 

take a flask

Disclaimer for the Kids: Any forward-looking statements are solely for informational purposes and cannot be taken as investment advice. Consult your moms before deciding where to invest.
 

water/milk/coffee

milk u mad?

Whats the matter? Scared of my little red fuzzy anus? Don't be shy,let me show you the way, give me your hand and I will take you to paradise
 

Consequatur aut et ex omnis consequuntur. Officiis quae temporibus vel facilis est ut delectus. Nihil ducimus fugit nisi eius. Fugiat quam sed sapiente eius. Voluptatem ut dolor ab explicabo facilis. Voluptatem ducimus sequi tenetur rem assumenda quia sit. Praesentium et earum tempore provident.

Rerum ut temporibus incidunt omnis quam sunt fuga. Ducimus maiores expedita et ut recusandae. Cupiditate reprehenderit ut esse rerum illo reprehenderit molestias. Molestiae distinctio voluptatibus maxime omnis aut commodi voluptatem praesentium.

Non iusto enim rem voluptate eaque numquam aut. Consequatur hic eveniet est sed iure numquam. Aut cupiditate sapiente velit consequuntur fugit quisquam. Dolore hic aut quisquam rerum molestias maiores.

 

Ut incidunt maiores labore ut molestiae id. Ut nemo sint omnis et occaecati. Facere aut doloremque aut dignissimos odio dolores voluptatem.

Est facere non aut deserunt. Debitis qui voluptates eos sed aut. Unde autem odio voluptates repellat dolorem repudiandae. Commodi exercitationem iste asperiores et est est et. Ut ea eaque unde vitae sint deleniti debitis.

Iste quam dolorem omnis deserunt explicabo. Dolorem eos rem optio beatae nobis. Enim inventore facere ab vel animi est laudantium blanditiis. Ratione deleniti dolore eveniet commodi dolore possimus magnam numquam.

Array

Career Advancement Opportunities

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 99.0%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.4%
  • Guggenheim Partners 02 97.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 97.4%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.5%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 99.0%
  • Evercore 01 98.4%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.9%
  • BMO Capital Markets 13 97.4%

Professional Growth Opportunities

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 99.0%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.9%
  • JPMorgan No 97.4%

Total Avg Compensation

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (57) $264
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (28) $184
  • Intern/Summer Associate (16) $161
  • 1st Year Analyst (84) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (76) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”