What is wrong with HR?

Honestly, can we talk about how unprofessional HR is. Literally, if you didn’t get an offer after superday they just stop responding. Like Mary, you were replying to my emails yesterday!!

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Yes, my first day as an intern they blindfolded me, and then proceeded to cum on me. After work, I never heard from them again, nor received payment. I was just wondering, what kind of PE firm is this? And why are we in an alley at 3 A.M?

 

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