Haven't seen a discussion on this yet, but how should one react/compose themselves if the SEC or the Feds start rolling into your bank with a warrant and you hear about it as they are entering the lobby? I know everything on the computers are tracked and logged, but wondering what everyone's thoughts are.
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Unless you’ve done something illegal and know they’re there for you, do not do anything. In particular, do not frantically start deleting documents or try to hide physical papers or whatever you thought might be a smart idea. It’s a great way to make the investigators focus in on you even if you may not have done anything.
Say “lawyer” pretentiously as fuck until u get one, dont have to talk to the pigss
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Really though, unless you are the one being tracked down just hang out and let them do their thing
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