Let's say your group is not sweaty and culture is not shitty. You hang out with your SO on a weekday night, what could you do? We haven't lived together yet.
Thoughts: dinner, movie, stand-up comedy (this one is hit or miss), plays (long time commitment so would avoid in general), bar, taking a walk in a park.
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eat fuck sleep
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Go out for a romantic dinner, add a walk, add a fuck, sleep
Cook for her
Typo? Cock?
Wash her hair
Why is this marked as funny? I think it’s a creative and good idea actually.
It’s a G.I Jane joke
Hair where?
Fancy dinner/a show or concert if you can still buy tickets, a drink, maybe a walk, netflix, fuck, sleep
No matter what you do make sure you listen to your SO, catch up with what's going on, have great conversations. As someone in a long term relationship I feel like listening and chatting matter way more than a meal or a fuck
That's how I feel it. I think sometimes conversations turn my gf on more than a foreplay, or maybe that is some high-quality foreplay for her.
I think that says more about your foreplay
I can't believe you need to ask a forum this. bankers are socially retarded
Yet idk they somehow managed to pass the “fit”screening or “airport test”
Okay intern
RH Rooftop in Chelsea
Thanks for this rec. Surprised I hadn't heard of it. Décor looks great
my mind is blown you came here for this question. This generation is fucked.
If you have to ask this question of WSO, there's a decent chance the SO won't be around long.
Ask her what the implied equity market premium is, then proceed to calculate CAPM
Eat something light, fuck, fuck some more, sleep
Have her hold you while you cry.
Walk through a model
in bed
What group is this??? I would love to work there lol. Maybe you can share a list of other groups you know to have the same WLB too so you don't doxx yourself.
I can't tell which is more autistic, the original post or this comment
It's autistic to want to work in a group that is is not sweaty and culture is not shitty?
Stand up comedy?
Nah, lying down together comedy
Not sure why she's laughing at you in bed but that's not a good thing
A smoke, a poke, and a glass of wine. Doesn't have to be in that order.
Females go crazy for nighttime/sunset beach dates
dick em down
I can't even imagine a consistent IB enviroment that ends before 1am...
There are groups like that. My bank is more of a 3rd tier bank. Not based in NYC anymore so that is something.
Usually on call until 11pm. Most days we are done before 9pm.
The banks that aren't circlejerked by the college sophomores on this forum...oh yeah and we get paid the same
I just want to hear what Pizz and Isaiah say to this
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