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No one, and I mean no one I know ever, ever uses the word "prestigious". Do you go to the store looking for the most "prestigious" apple, or the the tire store looking for the most "prestigious" tire? You look for the "best" thing in whatever you are seeking, jobs, schools, partners, stuff....period.

 

Your time.

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

Owning that bar/club/restaurant your friends attend to make themselves seem prestigious. What's more prestigious than owning the very thing your peers use to make themselves feel better? Total. Control :P

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Not about owning, it’s about having access.

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An offer letter from an EB or a cell phone with tons of hot girls numbers. Two things I just happen to have

Fuckin my way thru nyc one chick at a time
 

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