Where does a guy find Banker Chicks who are desperate?

So after reading Bankerella's thread, I decided I'd like to find some of these women and "date" them. I used to work with some of them, but they didn't seem very desperate to me and I haven't been in the IB world in years, so could someone here (SERIOUSLY) tell me where I might find the more desperate ones with self esteem problems? I'm NOT joking here. I need to try this out.

Should I try Craigslist?

What about bars in manhattan? Which ones should I go to?

 

All the usual classy places like Turtle Bay and Reunion Bar. Oh let's not forget 230 5th and the Ganservoort. Although , if you can go to these places and not vomit your guts out , you're a better man than me.

 

I think you won't have a problem finding desperate chicks anywhere you go...I'd go as far as saying that most women in your life (if there are any) are desperate. I mean, a desperate dude does not particularly attract driven and independent honey badgers who don't give a fuck.

So as a try out, go out to a bar or the park or somewhere where females are known to exist, chat them up, the ones who talk to you are the desperate ones. It reeks and I am sure you won't have a problem there.

I may not be on the Jedi Council, but I sure am great with the Force. See my WSO blog posts
 
Disincentivy:
I think you won't have a problem finding desperate chicks anywhere you go...I'd go as far as saying that most women in your life (if there are any) are desperate. I mean, a desperate dude does not particularly attract driven and independent honey badgers who don't give a fuck.

So as a try out, go out to a bar or the park or somewhere where females are known to exist, chat them up, the ones who talk to you are the desperate ones. It reeks and I am sure you won't have a problem there.

Are you looking for jezebel.com ?

 
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Disincentivy:
I think you won't have a problem finding desperate chicks anywhere you go...I'd go as far as saying that most women in your life (if there are any) are desperate. I mean, a desperate dude does not particularly attract driven and independent honey badgers who don't give a fuck.

So as a try out, go out to a bar or the park or somewhere where females are known to exist, chat them up, the ones who talk to you are the desperate ones. It reeks and I am sure you won't have a problem there.

Are you looking for jezebel.com ?

No, but I believe you might find some desperate enough chicks on there. Just make sure they don't eat you alive.

I may not be on the Jedi Council, but I sure am great with the Force. See my WSO blog posts
 

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