3 reasons why Morgan Stanley is headed to zero
Their CEO, James Gorman looks like a fucking muppet. He isn't even bald!
In 2008, the last time they were going bankrupt, Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group invested $9 billion dollars in MS. That's ridiculous; I thought they needed that money to produce crappy Japanese cars!
Morgan Stanley's NYSE stock ticker is literally short for "Monkey Shit." That's just embarrassing!
If that's not enough for you, check out this graph of Morgan Stanley stock. It is headed to zero, folks! Short sell it while you can...
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Mod Note (Andy): top 50 posts of 2017, this one ranks #16 (based on # of silver bananas)
You seem to have accidentally taken the stock from WoLagu SfgulGA. Common mistake around here, Lloyd. Have your analysts take another look. Thx
"He isn't even bald!" +1
LMAO
The annualized return on common equity was 9.6% for 3Q17 according to their last release.
Your extensive due diligence checks out...
Now that Dr. Doom Marc Faber is out at CNBC - you should be getting a call for a commentary spot ha
CNBC is way too gay; everybody who's anybody watches FOX BUSINESS!
Hey man, which business news network should receive FAKE NEWS TROPHY from President Trump?
I hope you're right, because I'm betting my 401(k) on your research OP
Retirement is hella overrated anyways...
Fuck you, you bald Jew from Brooklyn. You hogged the CEO spot long enough, and now my boy Gary had to jump ship when his year end reviews weren't great and was told he wouldn't be getting a promotion any time soon. Last time I checked, Gary now works for a beautiful tan man with incredible blonde hair and golden locks. You know how demoralizing that is for good ole Cohn? The guy has a fucking degree from American Kogod School of Business. I heard his boss makes fun of him all the time for not having a degree from the Wharton School of FINANCE. I think retirement is not overrated and you should give it a chance, so good ole Gary doesn't drink bathroom bleach next time he's taking a shit.
Scuzzi, but are we not supposed to Buy and enjoy the music?
@Lloyd BIankfein" Hey Mr. Blankfein! I'm currently a student at a non-target and have a 4.0/4.0 GPA. Is there any chance I can intern for your company next Summer? I know I'm not H1B and don't have a sob story but I feel I am more than qualified. Thanks!!
Only if your name is Robert Du Val
Sorry, no Whites Allowed.
+1 for zerohedge.
Short THE WORLD AND YOUR MOTHER
I think Zerohedge is a Russian Intelligence operation like Wikileaks or RT.
How much did the KGB pay you to troll this board - to the idiot who gave me the MS.
WallStreetOasis.com AndyLouis What is WSO doing to prevent Russian troll factories from infiltrating WSO?
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+1 for this chart. Seriously, you should work for BB Terminal
DickFuld we could seriously use your expertise here
If I was better with computers, I would share my analysis that GS is headed to zero.
Your moms headed to zero! Goldman Sachs is the ruler of the fucking universe!
I do not need any analysis as proof to follow you on this one, Mr. Fuld.
You will notice the market orders flowing in today... The Bombay Sapphire is on you though.
I've been shorting MS since October 2008. Let's just say my constant doubling down will pay off eventually.
Exactly! You're the kind of brilliant investor that we need over at Goldman Sachs!
On a timeline long enough, the survival rate for MS drops to NEGATIVE ZERO!
Sign me up! Now, I'll have a chance to really make my money back shorting with much larger amounts!!!!
lol almost as crazy as shorting Herbalife!!!
Herbalife? more like get a life!
Their scamming is genial
How will this affect their PRESTIGE?
Wouldn't surprise me if someone uses the OP to impress an interviewer.
I needed this, thanks Lloyd
Loyd please transfer me to the special situations group. HR has stopped responding to my emails after I incorrectly argued that they got my paycheck wrong
Why Macys is dropping at the holiday season?
Morgan Stanley's China market(HongKong office business) is growing. I don't really think it will drop to zero. Disagreed.
China is a tiny economy based almost entirely off the rice and dog meat industries. China's economic growth means nothing - it is literally Japan in the 1980s.
[China is a tiny economy based almost entirely off the rice and dog meat industries.] ----> I could believe you in 1980s, but certainly not now, in the 21st century?!? You kidding me!
If you referring Japan, I would just direct point to the prosperous of United States.
Considering how many China investor invest in United States? Very simple example, The New Jersey Transit built by Chinese Investors...
Maybe your mindset too narrow... You did not see the whole page of the economy of China nowadays. Look at this year travel industry, 90% is from China.
I stand by Morgan Stanley.
I beat China all the time!
Thank you. Please start a leveragesellout type blog
7.5/10 for the inverted graph, that was nice
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