Wimpy Slave boy Gets Demoted at Lazard and forced to suck on lateral offer from Wells Fargo

Anyone have any links to skinny, white twinks with moppy brown hair being forced by their ebony head of HR to take a demotion so their BBC Diversity-VP can make more money??? Then having to lateral to a mid-tier bank where the toilets have bad water flow and always smell.

Searched pitchbook but it came up empty.

Thanks in advance,

Hunter Biden

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