You Think I Give a Damn About an EB?
Half of you bankers can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Associate 2, what if you make MD? Wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to financiers?
Shit Charles Scharf better switch me chairs,
So I can sit next to Liz Warren and AOC, see em argue over how much the board pays me,
Little bitch, put me on blast in DC, "Yeah he's cute but prioritizes shareholders over people, hehe."
I should download her Birth Certificate in PNG and show the whole world how she lied about being Native to get her PHD!
I'm sick of you little EB groups, all you do is annoy me, so I saved over the working version of your model to destroy you,
There's a million of us just like me, dress like me, 'Gonia Vest like me, claiming Elite Boutiques, might just be the next best thing but not quite BB!
Cause FT Partners is the real BB, ya the real BB,
All you other EBs are just imitating,
So wont my FT Partners Analysts please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
So I take it capital markets have been slow this week?
LMAO
This is the best thing I’ve seen here in a while
Shit bussin, frfr
This is gas
People get shot for less bruh.
Facts, ninjas die everyday b (Cam’ron voice)
LMFAO
I read the title in that voice/flow and was hoping the thread would be something like this. Love it.
What is EB?
E Bola
Epic. Can you please write one that goes with My Dick?
pretty cringe (even for a parody) but made me laugh a bit so +1
Not nearly as bad as it could have been haha, the Liz Warren birth certificate line was great.
ok.
I hope as an Associate 2 I will gain this lyrical gift
What
Take my banana 🍌
This is amazing
nerd
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