You Think I Give a Damn About an EB?

Half of you bankers can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.

"But Associate 2, what if you make MD? Wouldn't it be weird?"

Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here?

So you can sit me here next to financiers?

Shit Charles Scharf better switch me chairs,

So I can sit next to Liz Warren and AOC, see em argue over how much the board pays me,

Little bitch, put me on blast in DC, "Yeah he's cute but prioritizes shareholders over people, hehe."

I should download her Birth Certificate in PNG and show the whole world how she lied about being Native to get her PHD! 

I'm sick of you little EB groups, all you do is annoy me, so I saved over the working version of your model to destroy you,

There's a million of us just like me, dress like me, 'Gonia Vest like me, claiming Elite Boutiques, might just be the next best thing but not quite BB!

Cause FT Partners is the real BB, ya the real BB,

All you other EBs are just imitating,

So wont my FT Partners Analysts please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

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