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Even if you only get $5MM of that 80 million then you are set for life

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 
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wamuerI really don't know what I should do with my life?

I want your problems. Here are some suggestions for you (as you seem to completely lack imagination):

1) Invest your cash in opening a porn studio. Do recruiting interviews yourself. 2) Buy some land in Afghanistan, hire local farmers/Taliban to grow poppy on your property 3) Same as above, but in Columbia with Coca bushes 4) Go to Las Vegas and blow all that cash on blackjack and hookers 5) Go back to Korea, do nothing, and live like a king 6) Buy some kind of boring franchise and work there as a manager 7) Buy some boring apartment complex and work there as a property manager 8) Buy some boring startup and work there as a CEO 9) Open a strip club, work there as a manager, benefits same as in case #1 10) Open a nightclub/bar, work there as a manager 11) Open a VC/Angel fund, play a VC/Angel, so entrepreneurs will show up panhandling at your door 12) Kill yourself/become a Buddhist monk/bumming hippie so you don't have to make these choices

 

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