Dream Path!? HELP
Hi everyone. I’m currently in 7th grade and am extremely eager to do investment banking (preferably M&A). I’m wondering what I should do next year in 8th grade to position me best for a prestigious high school, then a prestigious college (only Ivy League), then prestigious clubs, then a prestigious frat, then prestigious internships, then a prestigious IB (EB or GS/MS), then a prestigious group, then a prestigious PEMF, then a prestigious business school, then a prestigious HF, then a prestigious girl (blonde blue eyes), then a prestigious apartment (nyc penthouse), then a prestigious beach house, then a prestigious boat.
I’m remarkably worried about how I will die so please help me capitalize on my 8th grade year. Thanks in advance.
As you might have heard recently, Evercore has lost all prestige and is now for bottom-bucket 7th graders trying to switch from BofA DeezNuts. You need to set your sights high on real companies like Lehman Brothers and Bear Stearns
Sorry, you missed your chance. There’s a rising 8th grader internship program at GS and if you didn’t get that, you might as well delay your middle school graduation. Have you considered a transfer to a target middle school?
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