Dream Path!? HELP

Hi everyone. I’m currently in 7th grade and am extremely eager to do investment banking (preferably M&A). I’m wondering what I should do next year in 8th grade to position me best for a prestigious high school, then a prestigious college (only Ivy League), then prestigious clubs, then a prestigious frat, then prestigious internships, then a prestigious IB (EB or GS/MS), then a prestigious group, then a prestigious PEMF, then a prestigious business school, then a prestigious HF, then a prestigious girl (blonde blue eyes), then a prestigious apartment (nyc penthouse), then a prestigious beach house, then a prestigious boat.

I’m remarkably worried about how I will die so please help me capitalize on my 8th grade year. Thanks in advance.

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