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Isn't Human Capital Management the new fancy term for HR?
RBS - retard backed securities
HR bro
You sure he wasn't joking? Sounds like he was joking....
You know the guy who IPO'd himself? Vernon Davis, NFL star. What HCM, or Human Capital Management does is they basically are the investment banking arm of Humans. When someone like a celebrity wants to go public, the HCM team basically runs the IPO from start to finish. Expect easy hours,
http://slaveryfootprint.org/
Human capital trading is just a fancy new fangled term for slave trading. It's really tough to get away with it in the US or UK but with a good offshore structure you should be free and clear. I'd recommend an operating company in the Caymans or Netherlands Antilles with a sub in the Isle of Man and a topco in North Korea or Iran. It usually takes lots of travel to the Middle East but Saudis will pay top dollar for white virgins so it's just something you have to do in the field. You'll also need to pay off Amnesty Internationals because those liberal pussies have something against owning and trading humans (but really, what's the difference between poaching elephants and selling their tusks and kidnapping an underage suburban white girl and selling her to a sheik-shit, she'll be living in a place over there and that elephants just gonna have one goofy smile!) But the exit opps are great. You can usually score a position with a Mexican drug cartel in their kidnapping department or even logistics if you're really good, network like a champ and don't mind fellating Latino drug lords. Good luck!
It's HR.
Saw this before it had responses and knew it would be funny. The community did not disappoint!
You know that pink donor sticker on some peoples licenses? Well this group values the donated body parts of people when they die. So expect lots of modeling & experience with alternative investments/real property. The secondary market I hear is very strong, especially in emerging markets - BRIC etc.
GS Human Capital management (Originally Posted: 07/28/2008)
AKA GS Human Resources...Is HR Located inside 85 Broad Street or are they in a different location?
thanks
most are in 85b, so different HCM divisions sit in different parts (e.g. securities HCM on floor 105, GIR on 109etc)
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