Is this guy human?
Found this on Linkedin: http://www.linkedin.com/in/haozou?trk=pub-pbmap
Stanford BS, MS, PHD, MA and MBA in 5 years. Are you fucking kidding me? This guy shits on all Rhodes scholars and etc.
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He transfered from a University in China in 2006. So it would be 7 years. Not sure how he got a MBA from Stern though at the same time as his PhD on the West Coast....
Guess he isn't human.
Where do you see Stern on his profile?
He got a MBA from Stanford, not Stern.
http://www.haozou.org/index.html
pretty sure that guy has absolutely no social life and is still a virgin
^This. But he's basically always got a career as a future professor lined up for him if his PM role with PIMCO goes to shit. But even with the past Chinese education this is fucking insane.
Says nothing about his MBA. In addition, another smart intellectual goes into a useless career chasing the money. Studying robotics and shit and is now just merely a PM. So lame and typical.
" Now just merely a PM"? Do you know what site you are on?
Guess I successfully rustled many peoples jimmies in this thread. Relax bros, I was only kidding about being merely a PM. Don't get all your panties in a twist. And if its to late, talk to your mother when you get home, she may be able to help out. (cheese86...)
And to the person asking where I see Stern on his profile. It was my lack of reading comprehension. Stern =/= Stanford. Whoops
This. Welcome to 21st century capitalism.
Hmm-So he works at PIMCO -means he's a slug.
Some person named "asianlisa" monkey pooped me. Asian Lisa why you hating?
I don't think it's possible to know who pooped you. Now I'm not saying some budding tiger mom didn't fling a wad of clumpy excrament with little lo mein noodles sticking out of it...just that it's not possible for you to know that unless she told you or you ask a moderator.
EDIT: go you your accoutn and view your banana points. you'll see the comments where yo ugot MA and SBs. paste the author #, e.g. author 999, into this format: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/user/999
hahahaha, i bet the mods are throwing the majority of poo to keep the site in check. This is the biggest mystery/conspiracy (mysteracy) on Wall Street Oasis.
[quote=Ron Paul]EDIT: go you your accoutn and view your banana points. you'll see the comments where yo ugot MA and SBs. paste the author #, e.g. author 999, into this format: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/user/999[/quote]
Haha, at first I thought you were telling a clever joke, but now I'm not completely sure, or you're just even more clever than I thought. That method definitely doesn't work. You can confirm that by throwing a silver banana at someone and then plugging in the user id that comes up into that link and seeing if it's the same person. HINT: it's not.
Cuz you're a moron. I'd MS you too if I had some. Why don't you take your save the world talk somewhere else? Portfolio Managers are some of the smartest people out there as they can synthesize huge amounts of information and put it to work. I hear there's still a few homeless Occupy Wall Streeters out there so why don't you go join them?
Not bad
Actually pretty impressed by the PhD, MA in Econ, and MBA all from 09-11.
this guy looks like he knows how to party..
Seriously tho stop hating . And Whats wrong with PIMCO?
Impressive. Still wondering if he caught up on a social life yet.
Why are people hating on this guy...? Incredibly impressive he went to the #1 University in China and then rockstarred his way to a million grad degrees in four years. Good for him.
weak as fuuuck
You guys are pretty awful... if this was a Caucasian male you'd all be saying how well-connected or incredibly smart he might be but no, you guys paint him as an Asian nerd simply for his skin color.
Btw- there's nothing wrong with PIMCO.
The guy is clearly very gifted at acing exams and getting degrees. I wonder how good he is at making money for his investors. It does seem that PIMCO trusts him sufficiently to make him a portfolio manager.
this guy should be running North korea
Yeah I thought that was how to do it too, but apparently when you said you cant do it.. I started to question why they were always random people...
Mods are being tricky it seems
Haha, looks like the mods have created some sketchy algorithm to mislead WSO members on what's really going on.
Down with the mods! Down with the mods! VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
I hope we can get an explanation on this sorcery. Or down with the commies!
You found the reason why so many great WSO VIPs are gone? God, I missed them so much
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