Is this guy human?

Found this on Linkedin: http://www.linkedin.com/in/haozou?trk=pub-pbmap

Stanford BS, MS, PHD, MA and MBA in 5 years. Are you fucking kidding me? This guy shits on all Rhodes scholars and etc.

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He transfered from a University in China in 2006. So it would be 7 years. Not sure how he got a MBA from Stern though at the same time as his PhD on the West Coast....

Guess he isn't human.

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 
yeahrightHe transfered from a University in China in 2006. So it would be 7 years. Not sure how he got a MBA from Stern though at the same time as his PhD on the West Coast....

Guess he isn't human.

Where do you see Stern on his profile?

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. See my Blog & AMA
 
someone_shouldve_told_u_ima_Fn_rockstarpretty sure that guy has absolutely no social life and is still a virgin

^This. But he's basically always got a career as a future professor lined up for him if his PM role with PIMCO goes to shit. But even with the past Chinese education this is fucking insane.

 

Says nothing about his MBA. In addition, another smart intellectual goes into a useless career chasing the money. Studying robotics and shit and is now just merely a PM. So lame and typical.

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 
yeahrightSays nothing about his MBA. In addition, another smart intellectual goes into a useless career chasing the money. Studying robotics and shit and is now just merely a PM. So lame and typical.

" Now just merely a PM"? Do you know what site you are on?

Fear is the greatest motivator. Motivation is what it takes to find profit.
 
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yeahrightSays nothing about his MBA. In addition, another smart intellectual goes into a useless career chasing the money. Studying robotics and shit and is now just merely a PM. So lame and typical.

" Now just merely a PM"? Do you know what site you are on?

Guess I successfully rustled many peoples jimmies in this thread. Relax bros, I was only kidding about being merely a PM. Don't get all your panties in a twist. And if its to late, talk to your mother when you get home, she may be able to help out. (cheese86...)

And to the person asking where I see Stern on his profile. It was my lack of reading comprehension. Stern =/= Stanford. Whoops

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 
yeahrightIn addition, another smart intellectual goes into a useless career chasing the money. Studying robotics and shit and is now just merely a PM. So lame and typical.

This. Welcome to 21st century capitalism.

 

Some person named "asianlisa" monkey pooped me. Asian Lisa why you hating?

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 
yeahrightSome person named "asianlisa" monkey pooped me. Asian Lisa why you hating?

I don't think it's possible to know who pooped you. Now I'm not saying some budding tiger mom didn't fling a wad of clumpy excrament with little lo mein noodles sticking out of it...just that it's not possible for you to know that unless she told you or you ask a moderator.

 
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yeahrightSome person named "asianlisa" monkey pooped me. Asian Lisa why you hating?

I don't think it's possible to know who pooped you. Now I'm not saying some budding tiger mom didn't fling a wad of clumpy excrament with little lo mein noodles sticking out of it...just that it's not possible for you to know that unless she told you or you ask a moderator.

it is very much possible. don't feel like describing it here but I will if someone is just dying to know. and every time I look it up who threw MS at me or gave an SB, it's ALWAYS a zero-banana point chimp, and their accounts are ALWAYS either 41 or 42 weeks old. weird. perhaps someone has a script they made to let them throw extra SBs and MS, or perhaps that's the site's way of keeping mods' MS and SB activity secret. I donno

EDIT: go you your accoutn and view your banana points. you'll see the comments where yo ugot MA and SBs. paste the author #, e.g. author 999, into this format: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/user/999

 
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yeahrightSome person named "asianlisa" monkey pooped me. Asian Lisa why you hating?

I don't think it's possible to know who pooped you. Now I'm not saying some budding tiger mom didn't fling a wad of clumpy excrament with little lo mein noodles sticking out of it...just that it's not possible for you to know that unless she told you or you ask a moderator.

it is very much possible. don't feel like describing it here but I will if someone is just dying to know. and every time I look it up who threw MS at me or gave an SB, it's ALWAYS a zero-banana point chimp, and their accounts are ALWAYS either 41 or 42 weeks old. weird. perhaps someone has a script they made to let them throw extra SBs and MS, or perhaps that's the site's way of keeping mods' MS and SB activity secret. I donno

hahahaha, i bet the mods are throwing the majority of poo to keep the site in check. This is the biggest mystery/conspiracy (mysteracy) on Wall Street Oasis.

 

[quote=Ron Paul]EDIT: go you your accoutn and view your banana points. you'll see the comments where yo ugot MA and SBs. paste the author #, e.g. author 999, into this format: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/user/999[/quote]

Haha, at first I thought you were telling a clever joke, but now I'm not completely sure, or you're just even more clever than I thought. That method definitely doesn't work. You can confirm that by throwing a silver banana at someone and then plugging in the user id that comes up into that link and seeing if it's the same person. HINT: it's not.

 
yeahrightSome person named "asianlisa" monkey pooped me. Asian Lisa why you hating?

Cuz you're a moron. I'd MS you too if I had some. Why don't you take your save the world talk somewhere else? Portfolio Managers are some of the smartest people out there as they can synthesize huge amounts of information and put it to work. I hear there's still a few homeless Occupy Wall Streeters out there so why don't you go join them?

 

this guy looks like he knows how to party..

Seriously tho stop hating . And Whats wrong with PIMCO?

Fear is the greatest motivator. Motivation is what it takes to find profit.
 

You guys are pretty awful... if this was a Caucasian male you'd all be saying how well-connected or incredibly smart he might be but no, you guys paint him as an Asian nerd simply for his skin color.

Btw- there's nothing wrong with PIMCO.

 

this guy should be running North korea

I don't throw darts at a board. I bet on sure things. Read Sun-tzu, The Art of War. Every battle is won before it is ever fought- GG
 

Yeah I thought that was how to do it too, but apparently when you said you cant do it.. I started to question why they were always random people...

Mods are being tricky it seems

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 
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yeahrightMods are being tricky it seems

Haha, looks like the mods have created some sketchy algorithm to mislead WSO members on what's really going on.

Down with the mods! Down with the mods! VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

I hope we can get an explanation on this sorcery. Or down with the commies!

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 
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yeahrightMods are being tricky it seems

Haha, looks like the mods have created some sketchy algorithm to mislead WSO members on what's really going on.

Down with the mods! Down with the mods! VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

You found the reason why so many great WSO VIPs are gone? God, I missed them so much

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