Weird ask, but worth a shot

I'll try and keep this short. If you get what I mean, I won't need to explain much.

I completed some college

I'm pretty smart. I don't ever say that but maybe it's relevant?

Had a 15 year smartphone and computer repair career (great hobby, terrible job)

Been serving high volume for the rest of it. Restaurants are in my blood. Gave me great social skills (real and fake)

I had a though and I am exploring it. Did some digging and found nothing.

Say, I was willing to do jobs for large companies that most people would lose sleep over or have to see an in-house therapist for.

Say, that wouldn't be an issue for me.

Are there companies looking for  people without degrees or barely relevant experience that are willing to do what many wont?

I'm not talking sewer work. I mean firing people. Delivering bad news. Maybe some gray area stuff. I imagine not many people would be able to fire a single mom from her only income as a first task on a Tuesday.

But it has to pay good.

Corporate whores must be real. What if I was willing to be one? Theoretically. I probably sound horrible but I'd appreciate you leave emotion out of your answers. This is exploratory.

That said, where should I look and what is the best way to apply. I have a CV but unless I want to wait tables or run a repair shop its irrelevant. It doesn't mention I will accept a job, perform the job, and take the next without having a moral crises or sobbing in my hotel room.

Most big corps are evil as can be. This must be a thing. I want to know. I have employable skills. I can micro-solder but you'd have to put a gun to my head to make me do it again.

Anyway, as always -  peace, love, and fuck the police

Also I did not read posting rules so.. my bad? I give any forum vets permission to flex on me for it.

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This post is not spam it is deadly serious. Whoever falsely flagged it should explain their reasoning.

Am I selling anything?

Did I obviously lie?

Did I not make reasonable asks for suggestions and help?

Is this that kind of community that treats new users like this?

Bad look

 
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They way you type makes me know for a fact you’ll never make a lot of money

 

Sorry, but this isn't an original thought. It's the plot of the film "Up in the Air." This probably isn't the right forum to ask either, as there is no need to outsource bad news delivery in finance. Lots of people who would be able to do it without giving a second thought. 

 

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