CONGRATS ON UBS!
Every day on WSO - it’s the same threads:
“Incoming SA at UBS - am I cursed by God??”
“Rising Scorpio Blood Moon - should I take UBS”
Then 95 comments magically appear, with the same spastics upvoting themselves. Thank you, Vatican archives. The commitment to this method acting is Daniel Day Lewis-level. When will they give you your Oscar.
Anyway can’t wait for tomorrow’s front page:
UBS OVER??
followed by
UBS REALLY OVER THIS TIME??
followed by
UBS #34 IN THE LEAGUE TABLES
followed by
Would you rather work at UBS or get drafted into the Punic Wars?
Congrats on the mass formation psychosis, kings. Congrats on UBS.
Congrats on UBS!
Wells Fargo is paradise!
I did it — I quit a UBS IB group.
I wanted to share my experience and what led me to this decision. There are so many better platforms in the US that made me feel it was time to switch.
Congrats on UBS!
Upvote this comment if you don’t like UBS
Congrats on shitpost
Congrats on USB (or smth like that idk)
This post is dumber than a UBS analyst
This is what 5 days in office does to a MFer…
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