10 signs youre seeing a chick
i'm bored and high so i thought i'd throw this post up for fun, see disclaimer at the bottom about throwing monkey shit
seeing a regular chick can be a great experience, especially if you're into the girl. if 3+ of the below have happened to you then you are what some may refer to as "seeing a chick" / "having a girl on the reg" / "courting a chick" etc, i.e. you're seeing the same girl consistently (but not necessarily bf/gf)
she regularly keeps an item in your bathroom or bedroom, e..g. toothbrushes, hairdryer, makeup, clothes
she forgets jewelry at your house all the time
she has gone to work from your house in the morning
you find her hair in really weird places
she asks if you're seeing anyone else
she asks "when's the last time another girl was in this bed"
she kinda automatically includes herself in any event at your house, e.g. dinner party
she'll ask "why didn't you invite me" if you do an activity she likes and you didn't invite her, e.g. smoke a bowl
if you were seeing another girl before you met "the reg" and you don't like her as much she's definitely going to tell the difference that you're not as into her as much, and she'll probably be even more interested in you unless you've become more honest and you told her everything about her that annoys you
you notice your weekly expenditure on condoms has sky righted exponentially, you may have even received a message on your mint.com account
that's all, we can turn this into a Q&A if you guys like, there's more
if you're dissatisfied or unhappy with this post, before throwing monkey shit at this post, think first about how you made the decision to read it and you only have yourself to blame
6+?
she regularly keeps an item in your bathroom or bedroom, e..g. toothbrushes, hairdryer, makeup, clothes (My mom)
she forgets jewelry at your house all the time (My mom)
she has gone to work from your house in the morning (My mom)
you find her hair in really weird places (My mom)
she automatically includes herself in any event at your house, e.g. dinner party (My mom)
she'll ask "why didn't you invite me" if you do an activity she likes and you didn't invite her (My mom)
So basically everyone on call of duty and halo who claims they banged my mom last night was telling the truth... Didn't see that one coming.
ok so you live with your mom, props homey
dude if a girl did any single one of these things, it would be viewed as you were "seeing her." 6+ of these things and you might as well be fucking married.
good point, we'll say 3+ of these things.
You're a virgin, right?
i hope you didnt take any of this post serious, shame on you
I would also add: you have kids running around your house that you spawned and the lady you impregnated is taking care of them (potentially with nanny help). That would be a dead giveaway that you're with a chick.
Hair clips.
EVERYWHERE.
Do people still use condoms with anyone other than a ONS? By the third time we are having sex I'm not doing it anymore.
You still condoms in general? Raw dog for the thrill bro.
Lol, do you have babynames.com bookmarked too brah?
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