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Another day, another dollar homie.

You better not be wearing that fucking belt in your picture.

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Waymon3x6

Just found out im working until midnight.

I thought first day was just orientation crap

You asked for this.
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Waymon3x6 GoldenCinderblock: Waymon3x6:

Just found out im working until midnight.

I thought first day was just orientation crap

You asked for this.

MD walked up behind me to introduce himself as I was typing that... may have seen my screen. o_0

Get your alt tab in order. Or have the intranet in Tab 1 and get your Ctrl 1 in order.

Mirrors can be placed strategically if you wanna get into it.

I feel a blog post coming on.

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OpsDude

ITT: How to fuck up your internship on day one. Congrats on causing your MD to think you're lazy before the end of orientation.

He's gonna be fine if he lets his work do the talking. Blocked sites is gay though. I've never worked at a place like that and I'd probably quit if I had to work in an environment of distrust.

I'd feel like I was 16 again working at Dairy Queen, blasting gangster rap and telling the parents I had no control over the speakers to make them fuck off.

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Windows key + M (minimise all) is safer than alt + Tab unless you're completely confident that you don't have multiple windows of non-productive stuff open.

I use this combined with a wallpaper that looks like a work document.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 
SSits

Windows key + M (minimise all) is safer than alt + Tab unless you're completely confident that you don't have multiple windows of non-productive stuff open.

I use this combined with a wallpaper that looks like a work document.

lel nice

If you see someone leave their shit unlocked, hop on there and take a screenshot of their desktop. Then set it as their background.

Optional: Invert it first

Or if two people have desks very close together, swap their mouse USBs and loop it behind some shit so you can't see.

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