1st day as a Summer Analyst - NYC
First day in the city as a SA. The interns look eager and hungry
anyone else?
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What?
Another day, another dollar homie.
You better not be wearing that fucking belt in your picture.
Anyone else as in any other SAs in the city? Plenty....
Better get your shine boxes.
Just found out im working until midnight.
I thought first day was just orientation crap
MD walked up behind me to introduce himself as I was typing that... may have seen my screen. o_0
Mirrors can be placed strategically if you wanna get into it.
I feel a blog post coming on.
WSO while at work on your first day? What are you thinking
This. I waited until at least the 2nd.
They blocked everything.. Barstool, personal email, youtube.... even my school email. I feel like I'm in prison during lunch
Umm really...What did you expect?
Maybe I am on the other end of extreme, but I didn't open WSO during my SA stint till the 8th week of the summer or so. Actually pretty funny if the MD saw that being typed.
ITT: How to fuck up your internship on day one. Congrats on causing your MD to think you're lazy before the end of orientation.
I'd feel like I was 16 again working at Dairy Queen, blasting gangster rap and telling the parents I had no control over the speakers to make them fuck off.
Homophobic language won't get you far in the real world. One slip as an intern at my firm would be an automatic no-hire.
Windows key + M (minimise all) is safer than alt + Tab unless you're completely confident that you don't have multiple windows of non-productive stuff open.
I use this combined with a wallpaper that looks like a work document.
If you see someone leave their shit unlocked, hop on there and take a screenshot of their desktop. Then set it as their background.
Optional: Invert it first
Or if two people have desks very close together, swap their mouse USBs and loop it behind some shit so you can't see.
I've been doing essbase pulls for 5 hours straight. This is hell
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