Any monkeys in NYC have time to kill this July?

Title pretty much says it all. I'll be in NYC for all of July, and have boatloads of time to kill before work ends all hopes I ever had of having a life. There must be a metric arse-ton of you guys in this city. Anyone up to shoot the shit?

And now, on to Craigslist Personals...

8 Comments
 

Which neighborhood are you staying at? If you are somewhere downtown we can meet up sometime. I will be away the second half of July but have free time until then.

Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.
 
brandon st randyWhich neighborhood are you staying at? If you are somewhere downtown we can meet up sometime. I will be away the second half of July but have free time until then.

Midtown East. Could always walk down to FiDi/whatever. Place is pretty nice. Apart from the goddamned heat. I certainly wasn't expecting that.

JDawghell yea dude. meet me tomorrow night at 11:30pm by the dumpster in the alleyway on 54th between 8th and 9th. I'll bring the condoms

You know you want to raw dog it, brah.

 
Angus Macgyver Midtown East. Could always walk down to FiDi/whatever. Place is pretty nice. Apart from the goddamned heat. I certainly wasn't expecting that.

Damn. Going that far south gives me the bends.

 
BlackHat
Angus Macgyver Midtown East. Could always walk down to FiDi/whatever. Place is pretty nice. Apart from the goddamned heat. I certainly wasn't expecting that.

Damn. Going that far south gives me the bends.

BH remember that 1 time we dropped acid in the park and woke up in jersey, u were dressed like a tranny and i had that penis face tat... shi cray
 
swagon
BlackHat
Angus Macgyver Midtown East. Could always walk down to FiDi/whatever. Place is pretty nice. Apart from the goddamned heat. I certainly wasn't expecting that.

Damn. Going that far south gives me the bends.

BH remember that 1 time we dropped acid in the park and woke up in jersey, u were dressed like a tranny and i had that penis face tat... shi cray

Was that the night we ate that dude's face?

 
BlackHat
swagon
BlackHat
Angus Macgyver Midtown East. Could always walk down to FiDi/whatever. Place is pretty nice. Apart from the goddamned heat. I certainly wasn't expecting that.

Damn. Going that far south gives me the bends.

BH remember that 1 time we dropped acid in the park and woke up in jersey, u were dressed like a tranny and i had that penis face tat... shi cray

Was that the night we ate that dude's face?

Nah that was the next night after we shot up krokodil. Overall it was a fun Drug Week 2011 - lets do it again this fall.
 

hell yea dude. meet me tomorrow night at 11:30pm by the dumpster in the alleyway on 54th between 8th and 9th. I'll bring the condoms

 

Rerum odio placeat praesentium voluptate autem quae. Eligendi commodi atque rem dolorem. Non voluptas ut et animi magni optio qui. Voluptatibus dolor quis voluptatem expedita laborum officia dolor quos.

Ea et incidunt sunt deleniti. Quasi aliquid labore sunt et. Voluptate non ut excepturi laborum placeat. Fugit molestias laboriosam dolor. Delectus aut explicabo aut omnis quas ut magni ad. Maxime delectus harum natus ipsa magnam.

Quaerat earum consequatur sit similique dolores. Maxime adipisci aliquam iste qui expedita provident sequi. Quo non quisquam eum. Repellendus accusamus dicta architecto aliquam enim. In laboriosam dolorem praesentium beatae expedita. Omnis et nemo iusto sed eius.

Career Advancement Opportunities

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.4%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.9%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.4%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.5%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 98.9%
  • Evercore 01 98.4%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.9%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.4%

Professional Growth Opportunities

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.5%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.9%
  • JPMorgan No 97.4%

Total Avg Compensation

October 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (57) $264
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (28) $184
  • Intern/Summer Associate (16) $161
  • 1st Year Analyst (84) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (76) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”