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I personally know one of the girls on the team of Kairos. May be our first female president.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 
ClarkeyServes him right for jerking it for two weeks prior. He should have got in, smashed and left the other guy the scraps.

The chick looks like shit anyway.

Agreed, either the pic does not do her justice or she doesn't look that great.

 

I just saw both of his interviews in the vids on that thread and he legitimately does sound like he's full of shit lol. I have a few friends at Wharton and while they're pretty accomplished kids, so much of the shit they say is complete bs. Am I right on that assessment or am I just a hater who's jelly of their CEO 2k a day/megafund status?

 

Ankur is a good friend of mine and he brought that girl to my house once for drinks (I also know her from before they were together, met her on a cruise).

Ankur is actually very good about using his connections to make money for himself.

And to the guy who says she's not a 9 or a 10, dude, having seen her in real life, if she's not a 9 or a 10 then I don't know what girl is...

 
alexpaschAnkur is a good friend of mine and he brought that girl to my house once for drinks (I also know her from before they were together, met her on a cruise).

Ankur is actually very good about using his connections to make money for himself.

And to the guy who says she's not a 9 or a 10, dude, having seen her in real life, if she's not a 9 or a 10 then I don't know what girl is...

Pasch, that's fucking bollocks. If you rate that a 9 then I feel awfully sorry for you, dude. Seriously, that's a real shame.

 
Clarkey
alexpaschAnkur is a good friend of mine and he brought that girl to my house once for drinks (I also know her from before they were together, met her on a cruise).

Ankur is actually very good about using his connections to make money for himself.

And to the guy who says she's not a 9 or a 10, dude, having seen her in real life, if she's not a 9 or a 10 then I don't know what girl is...

Pasch, that's fucking bollocks. If you rate that a 9 then I feel awfully sorry for you, dude. Seriously, that's a real shame.

I wish I could post pictures here...is there a way? I'm friends with her on facebook. The girl is very hot. Maybe you don't like that picture or she's not your type, but everyone that knows her thinks she's very hot. It's not just me, it's general consensus. Maybe you prefer dudes?

 

great post... had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes esp. this post

Originally Posted by cutekwnt View Post Cycle up to shredded 175lbs. You are 5'9'' like me, so once you get to that size, it's all maintain and enjoy life. If you are not an ugly ****, I guarantee you are going to be pulling x10 more than that pussy, who regardless money, will end up in a boring, always-same-pussy relationship (look at the creator of ****ing Facebook). You'll have x10 more free time aswell, to get endless pussy. Facebook+reallife combined = living the dream.

I sometimes walk around shirtless at summer around my uni (where I used to go before I quit). All the engineers and highly paid phaggots I knew, are jelly as hell when all the sluts (all girls) would be trying to start conversations and getting on line to touch dem tanned abs, while at the same time I get bertstared by former teachers. Gangas gona gang, betas gonna beta.

(ahahahahahaha)

the OP's response:

lol i am actually gonna cycle sometime next year probably twice. srs as physique improves bitches do come ive noticed this with others and myself and they will come easier once aesthetics are 10/10 but nothing attracts chicks like 2.2 billion dollars HAHA.

(HAHAHA)

and the OP's post:

i have a 4.0 gpa srs might go down to 3.9 this semester tho. major= finance. line of work = investment banking. debt = 0 (parents). people i know in investment banking = 1 sr. VP and 1 sr associate. Both told me i had a solid chance. associate went to my school and transferred to georgetown and had a lower gpa than me.

hahahah. fucking a. sometimes I wonder why these forums don't overlap more often. This guy sounds like 75% of the kids on WSO

 
Solidarity HAHAHHAHA went to that first link you posted, I found this gem: Person 1: "[she has] strong teeth" Person 2: "that's her tongue retard" Person 1: edits post to "strong teeth, nvm her tongue's over them"

HAHAHAHAAHHA

That was by far my favorite. I can only imagine what else one could find in those threads

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art - Andy Warhol
 

Well atleast i cant go by my typical line of "pics or she doesnt exist". I will kick it up a notch.... more pics or that ones a glitch.

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 

yo alex... PM is always good homie.... hahaha

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 

I'm not going to PM 50 guys with pics of this girl. I don't really care, she isn't even my girlfriend for crying out loud, she's my friend's girlfriend.

Btw guys, also depends on your scale. I know so many guys who refuse to rate any chick a 9 or 10, but then will go out and fuck 5s all the time. To me, that is the epitome of retardedness.

To me, a 9 is a girl that is in the top 5%, and a 10 is a girl that is in the top 1%. So out of a group of 100 girls, you'll have 4 9's and 1 10.

 
Dude, it must be an American thing. If she got taken down in London, the dude would not tell a soul. She's a fucking 6 at best. If you saw her walking down the street then I reckon you could easily see a better looking chick before you got to the end of the road.

Are you kidding me? Women I've seen in the UK are pale, unsightly, have bad teeth, terrible bodies, and are all named Imogen or Rosie.

A girl who is an '8' is in the 80th percentile of her relevant age group and above. You're telling me 40% of the girls walking around in London are hotter than that girl? 40% of the girls on my campus aren't hotter than that girl. It's not an American thing. You're just fucking wrong. That girl is definitely an 8+.

 
Solidarity
Dude, it must be an American thing. If she got taken down in London, the dude would not tell a soul. She's a fucking 6 at best. If you saw her walking down the street then I reckon you could easily see a better looking chick before you got to the end of the road.

Are you kidding me? Women I've seen in the UK are pale, unsightly, have bad teeth, terrible bodies, and are all named Imogen or Rosie.

A girl who is an '8' is in the 80th percentile of her relevant age group and above. You're telling me 40% of the girls walking around in London are hotter than that girl? 40% of the girls on my campus aren't hotter than that girl. It's not an American thing. You're just fucking wrong. That girl is definitely an 8+.

8+ ? Jesus.

 
Clarkey
Solidarity
Dude, it must be an American thing. If she got taken down in London, the dude would not tell a soul. She's a fucking 6 at best. If you saw her walking down the street then I reckon you could easily see a better looking chick before you got to the end of the road.

Are you kidding me? Women I've seen in the UK are pale, unsightly, have bad teeth, terrible bodies, and are all named Imogen or Rosie.

A girl who is an '8' is in the 80th percentile of her relevant age group and above. You're telling me 40% of the girls walking around in London are hotter than that girl? 40% of the girls on my campus aren't hotter than that girl. It's not an American thing. You're just fucking wrong. That girl is definitely an 8+.

8+ ? Jesus.

Please stop trolling, you're only making yourself look like an idiot. I wish I could post more pictures of her for everyone to see, you are an idiot (or a fag). I'd be willing to bet the typical WSOer would give his left nut if meant banging a chick like that...

You're trying to come off as this uber player when in reality I bet you've never bagged more than a 7 in your whole life...

 
alexpasch
Clarkey
Solidarity
Dude, it must be an American thing. If she got taken down in London, the dude would not tell a soul. She's a fucking 6 at best. If you saw her walking down the street then I reckon you could easily see a better looking chick before you got to the end of the road.

Are you kidding me? Women I've seen in the UK are pale, unsightly, have bad teeth, terrible bodies, and are all named Imogen or Rosie.

A girl who is an '8' is in the 80th percentile of her relevant age group and above. You're telling me 40% of the girls walking around in London are hotter than that girl? 40% of the girls on my campus aren't hotter than that girl. It's not an American thing. You're just fucking wrong. That girl is definitely an 8+.

8+ ? Jesus.

Please stop trolling, you're only making yourself look like an idiot. I wish I could post more pictures of her for everyone to see, you are an idiot (or a fag). I'd be willing to bet the typical WSOer would give his left nut if meant banging a chick like that...

You're trying to come off as this uber player when in reality I bet you've never bagged more than a 7 in your whole life...

Are you fucking stupid? Look at the other comments and you'll see that hardly anyone agrees with your claim that she is a 9. If you honestly rate her so highly, then I genuinely feel sorry for you. I'm sure your buddy Ankur will let you have a go on her.

 
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Dude, it must be an American thing. If she got taken down in London, the dude would not tell a soul. She's a fucking 6 at best. If you saw her walking down the street then I reckon you could easily see a better looking chick before you got to the end of the road.

Are you kidding me? Women I've seen in the UK are pale, unsightly, have bad teeth, terrible bodies, and are all named Imogen or Rosie.

A girl who is an '8' is in the 80th percentile of her relevant age group and above. You're telling me 40% of the girls walking around in London are hotter than that girl? 40% of the girls on my campus aren't hotter than that girl. It's not an American thing. You're just fucking wrong. That girl is definitely an 8+.

8+ ? Jesus.

Please stop trolling, you're only making yourself look like an idiot. I wish I could post more pictures of her for everyone to see, you are an idiot (or a fag). I'd be willing to bet the typical WSOer would give his left nut if meant banging a chick like that...

You're trying to come off as this uber player when in reality I bet you've never bagged more than a 7 in your whole life...

Are you fucking stupid? Look at the other comments and you'll see that hardly anyone agrees with your claim that she is a 9. If you honestly rate her so highly, then I genuinely feel sorry for you. I'm sure your buddy Ankur will let you have a go on her.

I think you're the retarded one. First off, I have seen her in real life, you haven't. You have seen ONE picture of her (and it's not a particularly good one). I could send you like 20 more and you'd change your mind in a second. Ok, maybe one? other person on this forum agrees with you (note that many do not). Meanwhile, everyone i know that knows her IN REAL LIFE, thinks she's very, very hot (and these are guys that don't have any issues getting very attractive women).

 
Solidarity
Dude, it must be an American thing. If she got taken down in London, the dude would not tell a soul. She's a fucking 6 at best. If you saw her walking down the street then I reckon you could easily see a better looking chick before you got to the end of the road.

Are you kidding me? Women I've seen in the UK are pale, unsightly, have bad teeth, terrible bodies, and are all named Imogen or Rosie.

A girl who is an '8' is in the 80th percentile of her relevant age group and above. You're telling me 40% of the girls walking around in London are hotter than that girl? 40% of the girls on my campus aren't hotter than that girl. It's not an American thing. You're just fucking wrong. That girl is definitely an 8+.

Most guys skew the percentages in a really weird way. Most girls end up 5,6,7; with a decent number of 8s and very few 9s and like almost no 10s. This has never made sense to me. I think that Crawley guy is either trolling, gay, or has some weird fetish for pale brunettes/redheads with yellow, crooked teeth (hence why he thinks London women are hot).

PS - I've lived in London, the stereotype isn't really true, but it's not like the women there are any hotter than the women in the US.

 

Actually that guy seems like a good kid and would be interesting to meet him in person, many on this forum can probably learn a lot from him. This is college, wtf... I highly doubt those two will be together for life as every one knows college relationships usually don't last.

Now, don't give me stories about how you are still with your college love as none of us give a shit.

The point is those scrubs are jealous of him, I believe that kid is what many of us should be striving to be.

 
blastoiseActually that guy seems like a good kid and would be interesting to meet him in person, many on this forum can probably learn a lot from him. This is college, wtf... I highly doubt those two will be together for life as every one knows college relationships usually don't last.

Now, don't give me stories about how you are still with your college love as none of us give a shit.

The point is those scrubs are jealous of him, I believe that kid is what many of us should be striving to be.

The main thing you learn from Ankur is that connections are everything in this world. It's not who you are, it's who you know.

I don't think you guys should strive to be like him. Hell, I know him personally and I definitely don't strive to be like him, lol.

 
blastoiseActually that guy seems like a good kid and would be interesting to meet him in person, many on this forum can probably learn a lot from him. This is college, wtf... I highly doubt those two will be together for life as every one knows college relationships usually don't last.

Now, don't give me stories about how you are still with your college love as none of us give a shit.

The point is those scrubs are jealous of him, I believe that kid is what many of us should be striving to be.

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If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
blastoiseActually that guy seems like a good kid and would be interesting to meet him in person, many on this forum can probably learn a lot from him. This is college, wtf... I highly doubt those two will be together for life as every one knows college relationships usually don't last.

Now, don't give me stories about how you are still with your college love as none of us give a shit.

The point is those scrubs are jealous of him, I believe that kid is what many of us should be striving to be.

Exactly, we should all strive to have rich parents and talk about how companies make money by finding ways to meet demand on CNN.

 
Most guys skew the percentages in a really weird way. Most girls end up 5,6,7; with a decent number of 8s and very few 9s and like almost no 10s. This has never made sense to me. I think that Crawley guy is either trolling, gay, or has some weird fetish for pale brunettes/redheads with yellow, crooked teeth (hence why he thinks London women are hot).

PS - I've lived in London, the stereotype isn't really true, but it's not like the women there are any hotter than the women in the US.

It's funny you say that. Most guys I know are always exaggerating their #'s upwards ("dude she was a 10" = 6/7 with a pretty face). It's only online that I've noticed people generating these outrageous gamma distributions.

 

the ratings are skewed if the rater has fucked the girl...if he's bagged her, a 5-6 becomes an 8-9...if a 8-9 turns the rater down...suddenly she becomes a 6-7. You have a couple of guys who have seen her in person who say shes hot...i would take their word for it...maybe in that one specific picture she looks average...when in reality she is above.

 
General Disarraythe ratings are skewed if the rater has fucked the girl...if he's bagged her, a 5-6 becomes an 8-9...if a 8-9 turns the rater down...suddenly she becomes a 6-7. You have a couple of guys who have seen her in person who say shes hot...i would take their word for it...maybe in that one specific picture she looks average...when in reality she is above.

Exactly what I was saying. It's sour grapes.

On the other hand, it's funny that people on the weightlifting forum are so insecure about their ability to compete with intellectual-types, but at the same time, posters on WSO are always being insecure with their masculinity (example: Man week. Like what the fuck was that?)

 
alexpaschBtw guys, I sent the link over to an email group I have with some friends (of which Ankur is a part)...the hilarity that has ensued as a result is priceless. Thanks so much to the OP. I've had friends call me and say that they laughed so hard they cried.

Ankur's reply:

"wow...this is kinda fucked up.."

Hahaha, Pretty sure he doesn't care but is quite funny

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
blackfinancier
alexpaschBtw guys, I sent the link over to an email group I have with some friends (of which Ankur is a part)...the hilarity that has ensued as a result is priceless. Thanks so much to the OP. I've had friends call me and say that they laughed so hard they cried.

Ankur's reply:

"wow...this is kinda fucked up.."

Hahaha, Pretty sure he doesn't care but is quite funny

Oh dude he got major butt hurt over it, trust me. I think he told her and she blocked me on facebook just now!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Alec please stop engaging the troll.. he is now successful for saying this girl isn't a 9 which she clearly is unless

  1. he likes whales
  2. he like tree branches...
The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
alexpasch^I was sticking up for my bro...

If someone dissed one of your friend's girlfriend's (who you've also met a few times) you'd do the same

I was just joking around buddy. Hence the "option C" comment. Although I still can't figure out why you posted so many times to argue with people that don't want to listen.90% of the people on this site are trolls who are just fucking with you. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder anyway. A 9 to you might be a 7 to me.

 

^^^ this is implying he is a good friend seeing as he made fun of you for doing so I doubt it...

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
alexpasch
blackfinancier^^^ this is implying he is a good friend seeing as he made fun of you for doing so I doubt it...

When did he make fun of me? lol

nelly0I don't know what's more pathetic... that Alex wrote 5-6 posts defending a chick that's not even his girlfriend,

....

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

hahaha you missed the whole thing, nelly was making fun of you for defending your friend, and i was saying that he wouldn't defend his friend because he made fun of you for defending yours...basically implying you are a good friend

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
blackfinancierhahaha you missed the whole thing, nelly was making fun of you for defending your friend, and i was saying that he wouldn't defend his friend because he made fun of you for defending yours...basically implying you are a good friend

I was making a point that defending your friend on an online forum is retarded, especially when you are dealing with trolls who don't listen (and just want to instigate). I would defend a friend for sure. Although if he was a "good friend" I'm sure i would have met his girlfriend more than on a few occasions. Sounds more like an acquaintance than a good friend to me.

 
nelly0
blackfinancierhahaha you missed the whole thing, nelly was making fun of you for defending your friend, and i was saying that he wouldn't defend his friend because he made fun of you for defending yours...basically implying you are a good friend

I was making a point that defending your friend on an online forum is retarded, especially when you are dealing with trolls who don't listen (and just want to instigate). I would defend a friend for sure. Although if he was a "good friend" I'm sure i would have met his girlfriend more than on a few occasions. Sounds more like an acquaintance than a good friend to me.

....I rest my case...

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
nelly0
blackfinancierhahaha you missed the whole thing, nelly was making fun of you for defending your friend, and i was saying that he wouldn't defend his friend because he made fun of you for defending yours...basically implying you are a good friend

I was making a point that defending your friend on an online forum is retarded, especially when you are dealing with trolls who don't listen (and just want to instigate). I would defend a friend for sure. Although if he was a "good friend" I'm sure i would have met his girlfriend more than on a few occasions. Sounds more like an acquaintance than a good friend to me.

They haven't been together that long, and she doesn't live here. Do you think that body builder is bitching about shit that happened years ago or weeks ago? Use that smart Wall Street head of yours man! lol

 

LOL im from bodybuilding.com/misc this is hilarious. We've had connections like these with multiple forums for a long ass time. U guys should check out some of the other threads on bb.com misc they're absolutely gold. Btw if anyone needs workout or diet info, i'll help u out. It's very easy to live a busy lifestyle but still have an impressive physique.

 
miscerLOL im from bodybuilding.com/misc this is hilarious. We've had connections like these with multiple forums for a long ass time. U guys should check out some of the other threads on bb.com misc they're absolutely gold. Btw if anyone needs workout or diet info, i'll help u out. It's very easy to live a busy lifestyle but still have an impressive physique.

Haha yeah thanks so much to your forum for making my (and my friends') day. Shame the thread got taken down; oh well.

Btw, one thing I noticed that I thought was interesting was how the obsession guys on this site have with money is mirrored by the obsession guys on BB have with looks, particularly being ripped. Guys will always place too much value on what they're good at. BUT, anyone who knows women well knows that really good catches want the full package. You have to have EVERYTHING; the looks AND the money, but most of all the personality.

 
alexpasch Btw, one thing I noticed that I thought was interesting was how the obsession guys on this site have with money is mirrored by the obsession guys on BB have with looks, particularly being ripped. Anyone who knows women well knows that really good catches want the full package. You have to have EVERYTHING; the looks AND the money, but most of all the personality.

this is so true, idk about this site but on BB.com there are people so obsessed with looks that they spend hours in the gym and sacrifice social events just to get their "clean" meals in and not "cheat" on their diet. It's ridiculous. U gotta find a balance. It's also hilarious how many threads you find there of guys who (no homo) look like legit models you would see on tv who complain about social anxiety hahaha. Theyve shut themselves in for years and then come out and realize they don't even have the ability to hold a conversation w/ a chick.

 

Just from looking at that again for 5 seconds, Clarkey, get out. That girl might not be model status, but she's still gorgeous. Easily an 8.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

The irony of this post is that I actually found WSO from the Bodybuilding.com Misc Section.

Ahh the memories. U mad?

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis - when I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this
 

This board loves to rank totally irrelevant things. So of course there will be a dispute over whether a girl is a 7-8-9. May as well be arguing about favorite colors. Mine is purple

 

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