Anyone have the hots for their associate?
Anyone ever have a thing for him or her?
Being cooped up for 16 hours in the day... needing to release tension?
I have one particular female associate who is pretty eye-catching. She's the type with a beautiful face that makes you go wow, she's beautiful. Add a petite body... and a a great sense of humor and wow... I'm just stunned can't concentrate on my work. Not the type of chick who is hot but in slutty way that you usually meet at Forever 21...
Sometimes I get really jealous when she talks to the other male analyst in the bullpen and they start laughing and enjoying themselves. I just sit there and furrow my brow until I just have to get up and squeeze myself into the conversation. I'm always turning my head to see who she's talking to or what she's doing... been distracting me lately, my MD noticed I was zoning out more...
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Dude, if you are not spitting game 24/7 you are 1) rusty and 2) losing the opportunity.
Let her know that you're feeling some sort of sexual tension between the two of you. Also inform her that you cannot get any work done while this tension is there. Problem solved.
turkey baste that sphincter
rofl
I was in your EXACT spot earlier this summer. Only problem was that my associate was/is married. We got drinks while some marketing material was being printed up and...yeah, well we didn't fuck but I really wanted to. It's so weird, it's not exactly pure lust and it's not love it's this weird sexual limbo.
But my advise is NOT to fuck her. It'll subside, and when it does you'll be really glad you didn't. But that doesn't keep you from thinking about slamming her down on her desk and releasing some primal rage all day.
you really need to watch this before you make a move
Its all about the powerfuck
Not an IB associate but a young AVP from PB in her late 20s. And she was interviewing me, the whole time there I was hard as rock.
I've always been told the best way to handle this is to come up behind her and cut off a lock of her hair...so she knows you care
PIITB
I want to meet this girl. Sounds like a catch.
I'm fortunate that she's not married, seems single. that or she love to pull late nights. I keep hoping that one late night she'll come up behind me and softly whisper in my ear all the things that she has been wanting to say to me... the whole boss subordinate thing just makes her seem way older than she really is and if it did happen it would spread like wildfire across the firm...
i'm thinking perhaps when I'm about to leave the firm I'll make the move....the wait is killing me
its time to unleash the spread eagle at 2am on her desk brah
i took adv of a VP and lived to tell the story
Still got it PJC.
play a little game monty made up called 'just put the tip in'
LET'S PLAY TUMMYSTICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
I will tell story at energy rodeo
sure it is
LOL!!!
Is there really such a thing as a hot associate or is it just that working 16 hrs a day with a bunch of dudes tends to lower the old standards?
This is a good point and something we had to be mindful of in Kuwait and Iraq. Luckily I was warned prior to going overseas so I made a list of the chicks I saw regularly and gave them realistic "stateside" 1-10 ratings. You would be surprised how good some 5 or 6 look after 6+ months.
Oddly, looking back it all makes sense. I've been to small towns, etc where you don't see an attractive looking person but the people still date and get married, etc. so it makes you wonder what's going on. I guess it's like PJC said, you still know what 'hot' is (they see it on TV) but they care less about 'ugly', lol.
Regards
LOL so true! I was overseas this one time and I didn't see a single attractive soul for my entire stay that by the 5th day, instead of saying "5 beers then maybe.." I was like "hmmm, a shower would do her good.." Hahaha!
Them sand goggles will get ya man
Had an E-4 get an Article 15 for plowing this 'thicker' chick in a porta shitter. After he got back and someone showed him a picture he almost cried. I would imagine there is a similar effect in any situation where you have limited exposure to things worth looking at.
Definitely such a thing as a hot associate, in fact there are probably two others on my floor. As for lower standards, when it's 4am and you're god damn miserable working on slides, any warm body or watermelon with a hole will do. I still know what's hot, I just care less and less about ugly...
You should go tell that associate what you are thinking, I bet it will make her day. I know it would make mine (as long as you are as hot as you say she is)
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