anyone want to start a company with me?

we could become billionaires - i'm talking billions with a capital B. none of that millionaire weak shit. my job is only 30 hrs per week right now - i feel like i am riding on a cigarette boat with hot chicks and suitcases full of time.

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"famejranc" i feel like i am riding on a cigarette boat with hot chicks and suitcases full of time.

No hot chicks on any boat you're riding on........sry but facts are facts amirite

thots & prayers
 

what is the industry / vision ?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

whats you idea for a company?

i have a couple 1) Enterprise software, automating big4 accounting work (lots of stuff here to do...but lots of work...will need to raise millions in funding to fund hiring a team of 20-30 programmers and will take years before software is ready to generate revenue) 2) crowd sourced business....the Uber of XYZ (pool the idle resource of some thing...i have an idea..but i'm sure there are many things that could be done). Easier to program....the hard part is creating the social network of people to offer their resource for sharing...and then getting people comfortable with shared use /rental vs owning their own outright or having their own private employee. 3) niche education - if you have niche knowledge that people would pay to learn

you got any ideas?

 

Better title: “I’m Fucking Bored so I’m turning to WSO Please Someone Shitpost With Me”

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No I’m too busy with lawsuits. I have three nannies suing me, one of them for no reason.

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 
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As Jim Cramer says " There is always a bull market somewhere" and guess what this is the time to make a shit ton of money by being an intelligent investor and taking the risk to not be fucking basic chicks who major in communication studies. I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player, or nothing.

I have too much time on my hands :{

 

what you getting yourself into? piece of early advice - get your org structure and cap table down ASAP. especially if there’s more than one founder + co-founder.

"Out the garage is how you end up in charge It's how you end up in penthouses, end up in cars, it's how you Start off a curb servin', end up a boss"
 

Healthcare Technology. I have an NDA in place to protect my interests where all ideas, discoveries, techniques, etc... are put forward as "goodwill". We've got an application out for YCombinator S2020 + our first investor pitches next week. We've got an idea of the split (i.e. 40/30/30) with roles clearly delineated and agreed upon. We will formally incorporate (either Stripe Atlas or "Harvard Business Services") here in the next month or so.

 

Please check your PM. I have sent an opportunity.

I help people start hedge funds. Tax Planning. Getting Citizenship by Investment. India Investment opportunities
 

I have founded a start-up currently in the process of rejecting shitty VCs

What is your skillset you can offer? 

Why should I co-found with you when you probably think you know the "business" side of things. Start-ups are completely unstructured at the beginning you have to build your own systems. Seeing that you are in banking or something close to it; you work in one of the most structured work environments in the world. Corporate America is extremely structured from recruiting to work distribution.

You should also know that about 90% of start-ups fail. The other 8% break even and the 2% are actually profitable at some point in their lifetime. Of the 2% that are profitable the top 10% of that 2% are acquired or IPO. The chance of building a billion dollar company according to Y Combinator and First Round review is .00006%. Are will willing to play the odds 60,000ths of 1% percent.

EV= (1 Billion) * .00006% = $600 

$600 * .16 = $96

The expected value is $600. If you own say 16% of a billion dollar company your expected value drops to $96. Do you want to work day in and day out for years for an EV of $96?

Trust me stay in corporate America if you don't have an appetite for risk.

 

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