Average Time to Take a Sh*t in the Office
I feel horrible having to make a post like this, but lately I feel like I've been having to spend way too much time in the bathroom and away from my desk. Ever since my team found an amazing Indian food buffet, my stomach has been taking a beating. Every day I have a gastric exorcism on the 28th floor and feel guilty that it takes me so long to get back to my work.
I would say my average bathroom trip time is around 16 minutes. If that seems like a long time to you, I've had one scenario where I was fighting for my life on the toilet for almost 35 minutes. The janitorial group in my office hates me.