best comebacks
what are the best comebacks you've ever seen from an analyst to an associate/VP/MD?
for example
MD: Why are there so many fucking mistakes? Do you want to be fired? Analyst: You'd never do that. That would mean doing actual work and you're way too lazy for that
would be a decent comeback
"The jerk store called and they're all out of you"
"What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller"
"Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!"
It's "wife".
"His wife's in a coma."
It's "his".
"His wife is in a coma."
I think a village somewhere is missing an idiot.
Sed voluptate omnis rerum cupiditate corrupti id vel. Adipisci non ab nostrum totam ut excepturi.
Deserunt nisi quia dolorem accusantium voluptatum in. Reprehenderit quibusdam vel excepturi veritatis et. Et eius dolor et at dolores dignissimos aperiam. Reiciendis maiores vero voluptatem repellat. Id enim fugiat est voluptatem ut. Aut quo id laboriosam est nihil.
Dolorem optio ea iure ipsa omnis voluptatem eum. Consectetur eos aperiam illum placeat. Rerum illo ab totam corrupti harum veniam vel. Quia odio dolor omnis itaque voluptate ducimus ratione. Blanditiis et porro eaque quasi. Et eos maiores et veniam id et dolor.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...