Best lines in finance

Hey guys and gals,

First day on here and first post! I'm new to this game (2 months into a HY Credit Analyst position in London), and I've already heard quite a few cool phrases around the trading floor.

We all know the famous ones: The trend is your friend, Don't catch a falling knife, dead cat bounce..

But what's the best one you've heard??

-avl

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Foolish names and foolish faces are often found in public places

Life comes down to a few simple moments...this is one of them

Losers Average Losers

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

I gotta go old school on this one, "Take a Report", except we will follow it with insults, jabs, actual trade reports. Such a versitile expression when you want to end a conversation as well.

 
swagonSomeone shit on the coats.

haha.

I always thought this Buffet quote had a lot of merit to it: "When the tide goes out, you learn who's been swimming naked."

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avlhaha some truly awesome lines!

swagon, ive gotta ask though.. wtf does "Someone shit on the coats." mean??

In the future, try googling stuff when you don't know. But to answer your question...nah, just google it. It's worth it.

 

"I don't care where or how you get it. Just get it...This is your wake-up call, pal. Time to go to work."

Made of win.

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Swagon,

I was expecting you to post a LMGTFY link.

OP, another one we've been doing for the past few months is quoting from The Boondocks. Whenever a trade or something goes so horribly wrong, like completely SOL Batshit wrong, someone invariably makes a reference to this ATF Classic scene and tweaks it to fit the security being traded.

This is not work safe in the least bit, but it's still extremely fucking funny.

 

Talking about how much "bandwidth" you have. Actually, I do this all the time because I find it humorous.

"hide your kids, hide your wives" and "there rapin' everyone up in here"...these were recently adopted in the office thanks to the auto-tune the news clip on YouTube. Mind you, this is coming from the Partners and Principals.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

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