Best Pre-Party Songs?

Ok guys, there's something ya'll need to know about The Hat. I like to get down. And the only way I can get in the mood to get down is by rocking out to the most OG shit (typically from the 80s) during my ritualistic pre-party shower. There's something about being butt naked and stepping out of the shower to Hall & Oates's "Maneater" just gets me ready to turn on the funk and get bro'd out. Among other favorites is the Douchebag National Anthem, "Your Love" by The Outfield, and "Sunglasses at Night" by Corey Hart. These are pretty standard, and I'm starting to get tired of the same old song and dance.

So I turn to you, my fellow douchemonkeys, to offer up what you would consider your favorite pre-party just-got-out-the-shower jams. The Hat is aging faster than ever, and soon might be a GrayHat if he can't find the jams to feel young again.

Anything suggested by Big Ten fratstars will be subject to deletion and/or monkey shit

Edit: Forgot to add my personal favorite that some of you already know about.

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I'm as far from a big ten fratstar as you can get, although i live in the mecca of these douchebags. So my word can be trusted.

Although I usually don't have a pre-party anthem I rock to, several songs get me in the mood.

The classic 80's song I like is Eddie Money and Ronnie Specter's "Take me home tonight." It arouses the internal yearning that every man has, to meet a lovely lady in a dark bar while sipping miller lite, strike up an innocent coversation that soon turns flirty, and then gently whisper in her ear, "so let's go home together." The rest is history.

For dance clubs I like listening to Usher's "Yeahh". Just one of those great dance anthems that get you pumped up.

I'm sure there are more but can't really remember right now.

 
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i listen to this every time when i go to the party with 2 best friends one of them has a very badass car with some great music equipment..

riding through the night with this song turned to max and the car vibrating from the sounds.. priceless

hope u like it, try it out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttAF-EJvt8g

 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcvWoUfUT7g (this one with the vid)

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