Bro let’s go out this weekend there’s a crazy event happening

there’ll be a ton of chicks. Let’s just go have fun and let go a little.

Yeah that ain’t my kind of fun. You know what’s fun for me? Waking up early, hitting the desk, spending time with my Director, building the models I desire and more importantly upgrading the version of the CIM every damn day.

So if your kind of fun is getting shitfaced over the weekend - that’s cool. But we don’t do that over here. We’re focused on deals, decks, and data room setups.

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I'm 14 and this is deep

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Real talk I just wanna get food like I’m just not into partying/going out like that and it makes me feel like I’m sure a weird dude in this job because literally everyone else on my team goes out like every night after work. I’d rather just go try some food I’ve never had before or a restaurant that seems nice, maybe get a massage or go to a sauna and relax 

 

Y’all need to start golfing boys. Excuse to get up and go hang out outside and have a couple beers if you want.

Plus saying no to clubbing Friday night bc “I have an early tee time tomorrow” is simultaneously cooler and healthier as you get older.

 

Finally someone gets it. Nothing like slicing a drive and having to scream "FORE RIGHT" while sipping on a semi warm miller lite from the cart girl that for some reason costed $13 and midway through your favorite way of ingesting niccotine

 
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Finally someone gets it. Nothing like slicing a drive and having to scream "FORE RIGHT" while sipping on a semi warm miller lite from the cart girl that for some reason costed $13 and midway through your favorite way of ingesting niccotine

“costed” XD

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

It sounds like you have a clear passion and dedication for your work and professional goals, which is admirable. However, it's also important to strike a balance between work and personal life, including building connections and exploring relationships. While focusing on your career is valuable, developing meaningful relationships can bring joy, support, and companionship to your life.

Exploring relationships doesn't necessarily mean compromising your professional drive or goals. It's about finding someone who understands and appreciates your dedication while also providing emotional support and companionship outside of work. Building connections and sharing experiences with a partner can bring new perspectives, personal growth, and even enhance your overall well-being.

Consider taking some time to reflect on what you value in a relationship and how it can complement your career aspirations. Being open to the possibility of a meaningful connection doesn't mean abandoning your professional pursuits, but rather finding someone who supports and understands your ambitions while offering a fulfilling partnership

 

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