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The best is "Club Gitmo: Tropical Retreat From The Stress of Jihad"

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Barry Allenall this protest would be cool if it wasn't so obviously racially motivated

I remember plenty of hate for Clinton (Hillary and Bill) and they were whiter than rice. Just because someone is black doesn't mean white people can't dislike them for being a liberal.

All this protest against the protest would be cool if it wasn't always backed up with some bullshit racism clause.

 

ditto

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I like the sticker at face value. I used to believe that Libertarianism could work in the US... now, not so much, too many idiots.

Why is everything always about race? I don't give a fuck if your black, yellow, white or red, I'm an equal-opportunity hater. Give me a color and I probably hate that person. Especially the albinos. Anyways, I want my guns. I want my freedom. I want my money. 1 ensures 2, 2 ensures 3, 3 ensures 1.

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mas1987I like the sticker at face value. I used to believe that Libertarianism could work in the US... now, not so much, too many idiots.

Why is everything always about race? I don't give a fuck if your black, yellow, white or red, I'm an equal-opportunity hater. Give me a color and I probably hate that person. Especially the albinos. Anyways, I want my guns. I want my freedom. I want my money. 1 ensures 2, 2 ensures 3, 3 ensures 1.

^Love it, and the sticker always makes me smile. Buy them guns through the newspaper/online ad sites so as not to register them. Ammo's become much easier to buy lately, but if its ever an issue you can always find some good ol boys out there who will re-load some brass for you.

 

shit you guys can be as PC as you want, but whoever gave blacks and women the right to vote must have never seen them drive. whenever i'm flying down the far left lane on the interstate and some fucking retard is going 70 and won't get over, i instantly know there is a 92% chance they are black and a 87% chance they are a woman

 

You're bitching about blacks and women? Have you ever been on the same road as an asian?

j/k...

unless we're talking about asian women in the 40 years old + category...

than im not.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

@Barcadia: Just for putting a bumper sticker on a lambo, I hope he did. Although the 20k to get it repainted probably doesn't matter to him....

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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