BX Holiday Video
Blackstone release Taylor Swift-inspired Christmas video for the holidays. Watch it here (afr.com)
This is a top two cringe video from a corporation, and it isn't #2.
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The first half wasn't terrible, but the last two minutes made me want to KMS so badly.
Lol the music video was great - they’ve been making these every year go look at their YouTube
For those without a subscription:
;It is...uncomfortable
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/blackstonegroup_blackstones-2023-holiday…
Thanks for the youtube version.
Actually glad I don’t work for Blackstone.
10/10 troll content - glad they make some lighthearted holiday video every year
I honestly enjoyed watching these
not as bad as comments suggest
It’s being ruthlessly roasted by our associates right now. I wanted to throw up.
Agree cringe but who cares what some random associates think lmao
1. Ultra cringe
2. Heavy autotune
3. Dude who doesn’t play guitar pretending to play guitar
Laughing at the last two points. It's almost like they are not professional singers....
To be fair for 2, most popular professional singers nowadays can’t sing decent without autotune anyway. So they nailed that part.
3 is legit though. Any person who has played any string instrument could at least make it look real.
I think it’s funny and cool they do one every year. Used a pretty relevant cultural theme from 2023 and created an original song. Not bad.
My brother in christ what are you talking about?
You can get off your knees now
BX wouldn’t hire you and now you work at some second tier shop. Thats cool, I don’t hold it against you.
I now see where all those LinkedIn comments came from.
They’re still not going to hire you, kid.
How much does your jaw hurt?
It’s too bad your comments aren’t as original as your name.
One of the worst things I’ve ever seen I thought it was fake
If this was AI generated, then that would actually be cool.
Otherwise, it’s just crap.
You little insecure autistic twats. The whole shtick of the video is clearly to be cringeworthy. They’re making themselves the butt of a joke, which is something you virgins don’t have the capacity to do. Let’s all remember everyone in that video is a senior person making millions of dollars. If you don’t think the candor of the video is appropriate for this highly esteemed profession, just remember they manage a trillion, and you live in an apartment.
Woof - nice candor. Don't worry amigo you'll get there eventually, we all start somewhere!
Touch grass chump
They aren’t gonna give you a promotion
I enjoy every holiday video they’ve made lol
I think the point of these vids are for others to realize that people need to stop taking themselves and this profession too seriously. You’re doing big deals and you’re smart, so that’s great - but you can have fun and be a goof sometimes too. It’s part of being a person, who cares
Amen
Agreed! I have friends who were part of the Army SF video where they did a parody of California Girls by Katy Perry. All of them would eat Frosted Flakes out the skulls of the Anon posters here who wanna be “based” so bad.
feels like we are seeing a lot of cope from the failing BXG team on this thread.
So bad I love it. Was probably a blast to make.
Is this thread some real estate jerk fest?
Why on earth are they doing this? 😂😂😂🤣
Like the other person said, this is honestly so bad that I love it
the "not BlackRock" part was tough lol
Good call out for the tinfoil hat nuts
I'm out of words honestly
Just here to know who are the two milfs at BX at mid point when this debauchery starts
This holiday vid is great mate, watched it a few times now
ngl the 'not to be confused with BlackRock' line was pretty good
Lol these guys are funny af, I like them more because of their holiday troll content
couldn't give a bigger fuck
It's hilarious, creative, and witty!
All the people supportive of this video really show far this community has fallen
It was too cringe for me to watch through. I tried a few times to watch it so I could analyze and discuss, but just couldn't watch it and had to turn it off.
Same. It’s abhorrent
This video screams “I’m a dildo and work is my life.”
I cringed at the 'professionals' that agreed to take part... probably in an attempt to brownnose... zombies
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