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It’s being ruthlessly roasted by our associates right now. I wanted to throw up.

Agree cringe but who cares what some random associates think lmao 

 

I think it’s funny and cool they do one every year. Used a pretty relevant cultural theme from 2023 and created an original song. Not bad.

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You little insecure autistic twats. The whole shtick of the video is clearly to be cringeworthy. They’re making themselves the butt of a joke, which is something you virgins don’t have the capacity to do. Let’s all remember everyone in that video is a senior person making millions of dollars. If you don’t think the candor of the video is appropriate for this highly esteemed profession, just remember they manage a trillion, and you live in an apartment.

 

I enjoy every holiday video they’ve made lol

I think the point of these vids are for others to realize that people need to stop taking themselves and this profession too seriously. You’re doing big deals and you’re smart, so that’s great - but you can have fun and be a goof sometimes too. It’s part of being a person, who cares 

 

Agreed! I have friends who were part of the Army SF video where they did a parody of California Girls by Katy Perry. All of them would eat Frosted Flakes out the skulls of the Anon posters here who wanna be “based” so bad.

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All the people supportive of this video really show far this community has fallen

It was too cringe for me to watch through. I tried a few times to watch it so I could analyze and discuss, but just couldn't watch it and had to turn it off.

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