Cathie Wood is a terminal bagholder

[Mods plz allow me to vent x]

So I just dont get why cathie doesn't get as much shit as Cramer does. At least Jimmy knows he's a walking meme at this point. But Cathie is just an embarrassment. I don't know what kind of a bagholder this woman is. She just bought like 20k shares of tesla. WHY?

Wtf is up with her? I knew her from her shit takes on Twitter, the more I learned about her fund the more I am startled at how egregiously stupid she is. After bitcoin just went in shambles, she's now on tiktok pumping desperately everything she owns using "trillions" as a buzzword, and GOD it's so cringe. She's very popular among the wannabe libertarian, crypto psychos and swaths of day traders.

How is she so stupid?

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Unlike Elon musk who understood that the covid bubble wasn't there to stay and just never brings up any pumping anymore, cathie seems to be still riding the trend. She unironically believes her bullshit and doesn't realize it was just a phase.

If I was a fund manager during that period of free cash and zero rates, I'd probably make as much lol

 

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