COVID trash romance novels
Just for laughs. Truly off-topic / random.
My friend on Facebook something funny, so I went cringe-AF and doubled down on the creep factor. Enjoy.
FB-FRIEND: Romance novels written during COVID-19 will be like...
"And then she slowls slipped her mask down, revealing her warm red lips, and her blushed face, and as their eyees met he gently removed her gloves."
ME: , 'Nah, that's not social distancing enough. F2F meeting is too much fantasy to be believed. Here's my fan fiction version.'
"She lowered her laptop's monitor subtly, giving him the faintest glimpse of her curved PPE line. "Would you Zoom with me baby?" she purred.
He dimmed his backlight in response, grateful for the upgraded webcams.
"You're so hot, little miss. I'd better check you for fever."
ME: episode 2... meanwhile, back at the hospital...
He slowly unwrapped the test kit and removed the nasopharyngeal swab. Her breath drew in sharply, and she gulped. Sensing her nervousness,he sought out her eyes but she glanced sideways, unable to meet his gaze. He reached out, and gently stroked her cheek, faint as a butterfly. She looked up ever so briefly, and their eyes connected. Locked. He guided her head back with expert care. "This won't hurt a bit," he promised. She submitted. She was his. In his firm hand. He was in total control. "I'll be done before you even know it. You won't even feel it." Her focus wavered and blurred.
But he was wrong. She felt everything. It was a sensation she'd never forget. "Until tomorrow," he whispered. "You need two negative PCRs before you can leave the hospital. Think of me. Until tomorrow."
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