Crab Chiggins
Sup nerds, feel free to ask me some questions and I'll answer them if I deem them worthy of my time.
Sup nerds, feel free to ask me some questions and I'll answer them if I deem them worthy of my time.
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Dear Mr. Crab Chiggins,
How about we have a coffee chat and you tell me about the work you do as a partner at Blackstone?
Best regards,
Steve
Your girlfriend is an actress in acne medicine commercials.
She likes giving blacks head, not getting black heads
Nerd
I was hoping a thread titled "Crab Chiggins" would be written by Crab Chiggins
I was not disappointed. 10/10.
I'd like you to write a thread about me at your earliest convenience (within the next 24 hours will be fine). Be sure to @ me.
How did you go from majoring in accounting to being a Partner at a PE firm in such a short amount of time?
Crab Chiggins is the male version of Taylor Mason. Chiggins has a shaved head too and just gets the job done.
I once killed two stones with one bird.
You related to
by any chance?Who is the best NBA player right now?
I couldn't name 10 NBA players if you paid me.
I have better things to do than watch other men run around a basketball court.
Given your activity on this site, I would disagree with that last part
Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun?
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Crab Chiggins Do you swallow?
I swallow my pride every time I engage morons like you in conversation
Approximately 11 meters per second
If a tomato is a fruit not a vegetable , why is tomato ketchup not a smoothie?
That's the funniest thing you could come up with? Wow.
Did the Adderall start kicking in already?
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