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Edmundo BravermanSo glad Craigslist wasn't around when I was still smashing randoms.

Just don't forget to let us know if you decide to run for office.

 

I've tried it and any reasonably looking girl is not desperate enough for craigslist. They're either ugly as fuck or it's some weird middle aged couple looking for a playmate or some girl that wants to fuck you with a strap on dildo. Normal girls just don't do this sort of thing. Stay far away!

Competition is a sin. -John D. Rockefeller
 

I have met and banged girls off it, in 3 different cities. They were not all good, usually they are nuts/psycho. Only one girl did i ever call back she was a sweetheart and clearly got lost on craigslist. Craigslist in big cities is real popular and you do see some decent gals.

That said most of it, is basically like picking up a gal jersey shore style, shes DTF already just need to meet her up and not mess it up. I am sure if Midas was around he would tell his tales of slaying craigslist hoes.

 

My buddy in NYC does it all the time. Really cute girls also. It is shady, but no more shady than picking up a bar slut. Not saying I endorse it, but it isn't some horrible experience (his impression).

 
ANTMy buddy in NYC does it all the time. Really cute girls also. It is shady, but no more shady than picking up a bar slut. Not saying I endorse it, but it isn't some horrible experience (his impression).

Even if the girls are decent looking I think it makes more sense to use an escort service. At least $500 an hour filters out most undesirables, whereas on craigslist there aren't really any filters.

Although, some of these swinger parties may make pissing lava the next morning worth it:

NSFW: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/2833739723.html

Competition is a sin. -John D. Rockefeller
 
Hooked on LEAPS][quote=ANTMy buddy in NYC does it all the time. Really cute girls also. It is shady, but no more shady than picking up a bar slut. Not saying I endorse it, but it isn't some horrible experience (his impression).

Even if the girls are decent looking I think it makes more sense to use an escort service. At least $500 an hour filters out most undesirables, whereas on craigslist there aren't really any filters.

Although, some of these swinger parties may make pissing lava the next morning worth it:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/2833739723.html[/quote]

thanks, for telling me it wasn't NSFW

 

There are lots of hot girls on CL. You just have to bring a stack of cash with you.

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Stick to J-date.

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i honestly feel like there are too many good looking woman and that many must be fake

My drinkin' problem left today, she packed up all her bags and walked away.
 

thanks for killing my rando sex with a stranger boner. prob a good thing actually

My drinkin' problem left today, she packed up all her bags and walked away.
 
Kenny Powersthanks for killing my rando sex with a stranger boner. prob a good thing actually

...pussy, that was last Thurs for me. Still made to my 9 am confrence call. Get it together.

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This thread should have 100 replies by now, shame on you Wall Street of today.

As far as CL...

I have banged two broads of there, both certifiably bat shit and one worthy of a phone number change. They were both cute, however, and my dick still hasn't fallen off so I consider it a worthwhile venture.

I also know this clown ass yes homo but i am really a heterosexual male character that writes his whole life story on there for all the birds to see. Everything from where he went to school to the name of his favorite stuffed animal as a child. Jokes to the left though, he gets results which should be the only measure.

Also, arguably the fattest nastiest dude I ever did kick it with in my life has been smashing left and right off CL for years now. Maybe none of this matters but I figured somebody might have use out of it.

P.S. 99% of the chicks on there are pros and spam bots, but that 1% can be a fuck of a party.

 
Midas Mulligan MagooThis thread should have 100 replies by now, shame on you Wall Street of today.

Was expecting the same thing.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 
Midas Mulligan MagooThis thread should have 100 replies by now, shame on you Wall Street of today.

As far as CL...

I have banged two broads of there, both certifiably bat shit and one worthy of a phone number change. They were both cute, however, and my dick still hasn't fallen off so I consider it a worthwhile venture.

I also know this clown ass yes homo but i am really a heterosexual male character that writes his whole life story on there for all the birds to see. Everything from where he went to school to the name of his favorite stuffed animal as a child. Jokes to the left though, he gets results which should be the only measure.

Also, arguably the fattest nastiest dude I ever did kick it with in my life has been smashing left and right off CL for years now. Maybe none of this matters but I figured somebody might have use out of it.

P.S. 99% of the chicks on there are pros and spam bots, but that 1% can be a fuck of a party.

Dude, weren't you a teensy bit worried that if and when they arrive, they have about 10 dudes waiting to rob you?

Kudos though. You have more guts then I do. I'll think of the worst possible scenario that could happen and let it fucking ruin a potentially good time.

 

Honestly, I've nailed too many to remember off of CL. Being 100% serious. All were crazy except like 2-3. And I think, maybe, I would be ok being seen in public with 1-2 of them.

 

I have met two chicks on craigslist. One was quite a bit older than me, making it an epic "fuck-buddy" relationship that lasted for my entire senior year of college. The first one I met was far more memorable since she was truly a mild-mannered female in public but a freak in the sheets who wore me down.

The last person I met happened to be a tranny who didn't look anything like the man she was in her former life. That experience shook me quite a bit.

CL is good if you are a chick who wants to find a dude, or a dude who wants to find another dude or prostitute. If you are a guy who wants a girl, you would have better luck randomly propositioning girls in the mall.

I am not cocky, I am confident, and when you tell me I am the best it is a compliment. -Styles P
 

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