Just with the season here I wanted to hear if any of you have some great stories from past Christmas parties, senior people drinking too much, hr saying something wild, anything of the sort I would love to hear about
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I know a guy at Goldman who as an analyst years ago hooked up with a partner's daughter in the bathroom during a Christmas party where said partner was in attendance.
Same story but with the partner's partner.
Jfc that's brutal
Was the guy also a partner or was he a subordinate?
Updated my comment, he was an analyst at the time.
What a legend, I hope the partner was embarrassed by his daughter's behavior. The analyst deserves a high five.
Downvoted by a GS simp.
It isn't a Christmas party if nobody gets fired.
We used to have pretty crazy parties back when we were private. We rented out a (very large) and super classy local bar/restaurant for the evening. Because five hours of drinking wasn't enough for some people there was normally an after party at a local dive. (The downtown cop/firefighter bar--IYKYK)
I was told that one year two of the external wholesalers got into an argument about who had the better year at the after party. It turned physical, and one guy gave the other a black eye. The following morning one called the other and they both agreed that it never happened. The external wholesalers really are prima-donnas. (Last I heard base was ~$45k and average total comp was $300-500 for most)
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