Dancing on my Desk

Hey! You guys got my post front paged -- whoop whoop! First time bitches! But, to bad it's not a deep insightful post like I'm use to seeing on the front page. Lambie is shaking it up.

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/wall-street-watches

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Hate to shit on your parade, but if you can think of a question beyond "what kind of socks do interns wear?" or "I have a phone call tomorrow, should I say hello or hi when I answer the phone?", it'll probably get front paged... I meant congrats

 
BTbanker
blastoisei move to ban the op
Yeah, where does this troll think he is? This isn't a zoo, OP, act accordingly.
DaisukiDaYo
blastoisei move to ban the op
Oh stop it he's contributed a lot - and by a lot I mean 33% of all new threads in the I-banking forums.
Y'all are new around here, arencha :D

Blastoise = WSO alpha troll ...and a brilliant person as well

Get busy living
 
blastoisei move to ban the op

Pokemon fly together

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

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