DATING AT THE OFFICE?
WSO,
Most of us work hard and play hard. But dating takes a toll, as every ones knows, you gotta do the whole mating dance; the mind games, teasing, etc.. before you can close the deal.
They say don't "shit where you eat" or "dip your pen in the company ink" or whatever the fucking idioms are.
But I have no time and there are some hot skirts in the office. Should I go in lads? Also, this question is for the chicks, "Do you tell your friend if you sleep with a guy you both know mutually?"
WSO how have your experiences been so far?
i fuck where i work.
i work where i fuck
Don't do it if it's a small office or you see her all the time.
After the fling is over it's going to be super awkward. Plus it's going to be annoying if co-workers hit on her, or you hear stories about her new ventures... even if she's old goods.
I wouldn't do it.
I have seen coworkers get engaged in the same office though.
I have done it and I think its perfectly normal. The only thing I would say is that you need to be respectful of the girl and not let anyone know unless the relationship gets really serious. Just have fun and be discreet and it probably wont be awkward afterward...and if it is who cares anyway a little drama isnt always a bad thing.
how long did you guys date? are you still together? my office is sooper-small
We dated for awhile (like 6 months) but not exclusively and I ended up leaving the firm for totally unrelated reasons in the middle of it. Only reason anybody found out was because after I left she blabbed about it. It happens all the time and it isnt the end of the World...we are all adults here. I will say that if it is a very small physical space and you guys sit right near each other it might not be fun especially if you are looking for a serious relationship where you see each other every night. I mean 24 hours a day with the same girl could be maddening after a while.
WTF IS DATRING?????
just go with the flow bro
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ahha damn dude u couldn't write that? thats some nerd shit i aint in banking brah.yeah banking bitches are passive aggressive..i would find a fuck buddy if i were in banking
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Jim and Pam.
lol
Only problem w that is its a fictional TV show
Ink is expensive, so dip your pen as much as possible.
id rather not date inside the office. but am finding difficulty (time-wise which leads to meeting new people-wise, etc) to date outside of it. advice?
there is a big difference between dating at the office and fucking at the office. you need to find who the fuck sluts are on your floor and hit it.
hint: it is usually the BAs, but anyone who didn't know this probably can't capitalize on it anyways.
That is some nerd shit, easy to find a binary translator luckily.
Oh, this thread again.
Quite the quandary good sir. I myself dabble quite extensively in the fine women of my office (Bank of America). It is really a lot easier than you are making it out to be. Simply walk up to an attractive women and ask her if she would like to have a nice dinner at 4 am (In the IBD this is the only free time I have on any given night). Get in and get out before work starts the next day (you know what I mean). Following this simple strategy I have used up the entire inventory of Trojan Fire and Ice condoms at my local Trader Joe's. Hope this helps you out. O most importantly, always put a silencer on the pistol. No one want to spawn a bunch of babies destined to the life of an investment banker.
touche..hahah my friend works at ubs and even tho there is a lot of competiton its easier to bed female bankers because the office are HUGE...unfortunately i work in a small firm,
i sir ...........am fucked
Office dating question (Originally Posted: 04/18/2013)
Hi guys. Currently an unpaid intern at a BB bank in the ER department. The ER deparment frequently hangs out with the sales department since they are intertwined. Any way, I have been talking to a girl on the sales team. Pretty sure she is considerably older than me, but is pretty attractive. We have been sending pretty flirty messages back and forth. Anyway, I wrote her, "since its so nice this weekend, maybe you can give me a little tour of your city". She seems down and wrote back, "Okay, lets find a time this weekend :)". Is this a bad idea or is it pretty cool? Is there anyway to keep this on the downlow if it does happen?
thanks
Ask her if she's an archaeologist.
Define considerably older.
I am guessing she is 26-27 and I am 21
There is another more plausible explanation which is that she doesn't want to fuck you at all and that she's just being nice. Guys often think that if a woman is being nice/looking in their direction/breathing, that she wants you to screw her. It's usually not true.
Good luck either way.
Enjoy!
stuff her like a thanksgiving turkey.
Bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
Host a tubesteak festival in the grand canyon
i hope she reads this
Ever heard the expression don't st where you eat? Or is it don't eat were you st?
Either way- eddie has it right, don't do it....
"Bang her like a screen door in a hurricane."
Well since you are unpaid you can see this as a sort of compensation.
Hit it like the fist of an angry god
keep in mind that some people just flirt with everyone. if you get it in, congrats. if not, at least you'll got a friendly hot girl to hang out with
If you're desperate for some tush, do it. But if you have alternatives, DO NOT.
I'll never sh*t where I eat, simply because there are far too many alternatives in this city. Why would you want to risk that kind of situation in your office environment when you can meet lots of women outside it?
Did she send the :) or not? Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought a :) was a one-way ticket to #town? And yes there are ways to keep this on the downlow if this happens, don't tell anyone and hope she doesn't. Or blackmail her. She is FT and would get way more shit for doing this than you, I wouldn't worry about it.
Cruncharoo nailed it. Please clarify.
How much time do you have left with the internship?
Just hang out and see what happens
Like it's the bottom of the ninth and the bases loaded....
Ya he should definitely steal 5th base
Who did you blow to get an unpaid ER internship at a BB? I was under the impression they didn't do this. That being said....fuckin go for it man!!!
Off-cycle.
And OP, use your best judgement. We can't tell if she's a crazy without meeting her. Make sure you drop hints if relationships come up (I'm just having fun right now, not trying to get tied down).
Think of it as moderate risk, high reward "networking" with the sales department.
If you're only going to be there for a few more months, go ahead.
This thread cracked me up.
But seriously, do it. Fucking in my FLDP is so commonplace basically everyone expects it. Several people are married to someone they met while they were both FLDPs. There are more than a few FLDP realtionship/marriage/etc past or present.
Never bang a girl who works at a bank, she is probably a teller
If she is hot, who cares?
Don't do it. Go out, have a good time, but there is a substantial amount of risk involved with pursuing it further.
Grab food in Greek town with her.. then ask if you can load her pita pit with meat and tzatziki sauce.
^^^LULZ
Go for it, the follow-up post will be more entertaining.
Agreed, please have a follow-up post.
Hit it... for sure
This is as close to a proper confirmation as we're going to get.
ok. will let know how it goes. should be hanging out this saturday afternoon/evening..
I'm dabbling in the office talent right now. Really isn't a problem unless you make it really awkward at work/let it affect your performance. Just go about your business.
in for results
UPDATE: so last night we met up down town and walked around for a bit. Then we went to a cafe and had some drinks and that was it. Not bad. Major curveball was thrown:: She brought a friend with her. The interesting thing was, her friend was hotter than her. Not sure how to proceed from here or if to proceed at all. Any thoughts?
Well did you get the friend's number?
her friend was kind of a b*** though.. i dont know. she was hot however. Would be much easier to go for her friend, because she doesn't work in the same office as me haha.. how should i go about this?
No, I didnt. felt weird asking for it with her friend there. I hate those situations. Maybe I'll ask the friend from work for it?
I think asking your work friend for her friend's number is ok. Maybe she'll even get a little jealous...
So just straight up ask for it? I decided that I don't want to pursue the office friend.. Too much age difference and the fact we are in the same office just felt weird... Would like to be friends however.. She is cool. Her friend was hot, kind of bitchy, but I want to pursue further
If anyone has any more specific advice on how to ask the work associate for her friends number, it would be very appreciated!
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