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#2 baby!

So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
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Ohio State was pretty damn funny. Getting dressed like Coach Sweater Vest.It makes me feel warm and fuzzy seeing that Sweater Vest's fashion sense makes it on the list. That and Notre Dame, another football rival.

9 was freaking awesome.

My school got an honorable mention, which doesn't surprise me, but at the same time, we're known for things that are not representative of the Douchery that goes on at the schools on the list. However, there are other things that we represent extremely well every Saturday. And Friday night... and Thirsty Thursday, and Wasted Wednesday... well, every day of the week as a matter of fact. Unlike my Alma Mater, my sister's school is on the list. That kinda surprised me though. Then again, I know nothing about her school.

 
FriedsOhio State was pretty damn funny. Getting dressed like Coach Sweater Vest.It makes me feel warm and fuzzy seeing that Sweater Vest's fashion sense makes it on the list. That and Notre Dame, another football rival. 9 was freaking awesome.

My school got an honorable mention, which doesn't surprise me, but at the same time, we're known for things that are not representative of the Douchery that goes on at the schools on the list. However, there are other things that we represent extremely well every Saturday. And Friday night... and Thirsty Thursday, and Wasted Wednesday... well, every day of the week as a matter of fact. Unlike my Alma Mater, my sister's school is on the list. That kinda surprised me though. Then again, I know nothing about her school.

Michigan or Penn State?

 
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Gopal MehtaWho cares? It's still Princeton>>>>>Everyone else. Duke is such a second tier piece of crap.

Duke, 2nd tier? Probably some freshman fuck at Princeton beating off in his dormroom. I heard school just started, enjoy your first week.

WRONG. I'm basically working at your dream bank after having graduating from your dream school. Have fun in Bumblefuck.
 

They should do an international list. My school woudl win easily and it puts all of these American schools to shame, the level of douche-baggery from students up through staff is epic. Just by me saying that you already know which school it is.

 

lol, I like how the natural inclination was towards something French. Actually the French I've met have been a lot cooler than expected. It's in an English speaking nation, that should give it away right there, remember we're talking as high level douche as it gets.

 

^Yeah you're pretty on the money, but if you had any experience with those schools, you would know right away which one in particular stands out as douche city, makes a place like Princeton look like amateur hour.

 

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