It's weird - I don't have tourettes but my blood pressure just rises from frustration after speaking to this one associate and leads to my natural response of swearing for a good 30 seconds after each call.
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I once asked a GS Partner why he left the firm. His response: "Because now I can say fuck you BEFORE I hang up the phone."
You don't know how lovely it is to hear that this is a possibility. I will work as long as it takes to be in the position to say fuck you before hanging up.
"Hey I'm still on the call..."
"....good"
My old boss used to mute client calls mid call and call them whores and racial slurs and other nonsense and then un mute the call and he'd be back to normal.
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