Drunk LinkedIn Connecting

You've heard of drunk texting? Well, last night I did one better. I "drunk LinkedIn connected". After a long day and one drink too many I requested to connect with the CEO of one of the biggest real estate private equity firms - only about $40B AUM. He accepted this morning, probably wondering who the hell I think I am. Lesson learned: don't get on linkedin if you've been drinking. doh

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You know, people used to wait in the lobby of buildings to meet somebody. Now you're worried about adding somebody on LinkedIn? Bro have some balls...send him a message. He will either just ignore you or respond, he's not going to go out of his way to ruin your career. He has better things to do than that...

 

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