Every single one of us on WallStreetOasis will be dead in 70 years [if not (much) sooner].

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Grandpa is 97 and back in the day got shot down twice over Germany/occupied France. I’ll take my chances.

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In the long run we are all dead.

AnUndergraduateStudent

Neanderthal

Actually this is honestly pretty debatable especially since the majority on here are college students or fresh out of school and those who are 20 or under or just born around the year 2000 are apparently very likely to live past 100. Even if you ar a bit older with the progress in technology I’ve heard that 100 shouldn’t be too far off as long you live somewhat healthily. Infact, I’m almost certain that the first person to live past 150 is right now is currently somewhere in there 40s. Just some optimism for you all.

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RocketToTheMoon:
I’m almost certain that the first person to live past 150 is right now is currently somewhere in there 40s. Just some optimism for you all.

"there 40s?"

ahhhh, it hurts...

Tom Bwady

King Kong

RocketToTheMoon:
Actually this is honestly pretty debatable especially since the majority on here are college students or fresh out of school and those who are 20 or under or just born around the year 2000 are apparently very likely to live past 100 apparently. Even if your a bit older with the progress in technology I’ve heard that 100 shouldn’t be too far off as long you live somewhat healthily. Infact, I’m almost certain that the first person to live past 150 is right now is currently somewhere in there 40s. Just some optimism for you all.

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King Kong

I wasn't surprised when I saw who the OP was

heister

Human

The first person who will live to be 150 is alive today. The first to live to 200 is likely being born very soon.

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BobTheBaker

Human

heister:
The first person who will live to be 150 is alive today. The first to live to 200 is likely being born very soon.

Chill bro. According to the Bible, Methuselah lived for 969 years.

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heister

Human

That's just code for 3 way lesbian 69.

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Stratguy

Baboon

Don't be so sure

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