Extremely embarrassing and inappropriate thing happened to me. Am I f'd for life?
Start out with some backstory: I'm early 20s out of school who has been working as a credit analyst at a CB in the midwest for less than a year. I'm currently on a test cycle because I've been lifting for a while and wanted to take it to the next level (not a meathead and I don't look obnoxious).
Today I was caught masturbating in my firm's bathroom by a VP. It's a single person bathroom and I forgot to lock the door. I am absolutely sure he saw me and was aware of what I was doing based on the layout of the bathroom. I am horny all the time and masturbate at least a few times a day, and have been at work since I can remember. Literally, every job I've ever had I have done this.
I am not sure what to expect tomorrow. Will I be humiliated and blackballed from the industry? Do you think there's a chance he won't say anything and try to forget it?
Any advice?
You'll probably get a promotion for not having rookie numbers. Mark Hanna would be proud.
Lmao
Should have kept going even harder whilst starring this guy down
Blackballed? Bruh, that VP is going to show you his piece tomorrow. Only way to restore balance to the universe. Best of luck.
The "Rule of D's".
Glad someone got it.
Hashtag fakefap
MORE LIKE BLUEBALLED AMIRITE
hashtag metoo
I cried
Only if you forget to wipe the toilet seat.
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For future reference you're supposed to take control of the situation and not break eye contact. Then it goes from "I got caught jerking off" to "you stood there and watched me jerk off."
The things we do for gains.
Should have done a 'spider man' to him
If you're a troll this is hysterical.... And if not also hysterical.... But if for real, wtf do you think he's going to do? Can you actually imagine this person going to HR and being like: "Hey, I was in the bathroom and walked into this stall where this dude was jerking it. I looked for a long enough time where I was sure what he was doing." Anyone with even an ounce of situational awareness would probably think twice before doing this because it could be turned around on them ("why did you walk into an occupied stall and how long were you staring at this guy?").
Depends whether you have a big cock or a little one.
He didn’t even offer you a sucky suck? Rude af
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