Fun things in Canada

Eat at Garde Mange of Le Bremner (you'll need reservations ahead of time for these two), poutine

Also, Club Supersex.

Depends on what you like & your budget honestly... models & bottles? EDM? Strippers? Drinking 4-liter beer pitchers? Raves? Picking up girls in douchy nightclubs? Let us know and I'll have some recommendations for you!

Also, agree with the above poster: Garde MangeR is a phenomenal restaurant (you'll need reservations ahead fo' real).

I heard that the prostitutes in Montreal are top-notch. have a friend goes there on a weekly basis.

I've heard Montreal has world class strip clubs and like the above posters said you should try poutine, beaver tails (baked dough with cinnamon/brown sugar) and there are a ton of great restaurants to check out.

As far as restaurants go, If you're adventurous with food, I highly recommend "Au Pied de Cochon" in Old Montreal, it's a modernized take on traditional Quebecois food. Some menu highlights: (smoked pig, duck in a can, ox tongue, blood sausage). This place was definitely the highlight of the trip. I would also recommend Schwartz's deli for a solid lunch spot in Old Montreal.

The women. Seriously.

I second @"afroninja26" comment. Montreal is blessed with beautiful women (mostly European). The nightlife is just an added bonus.

Thanks for the comments guys. Really looking forward to checking out some of these places.

Only french I know: Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir

Not sure how far that will get me though