Funniest thing you have ever seen

I knew this guy who had just landed a gig at a big time firm.  The new hires went out with the higher ups one night. A few minutes into the ride, one of the new hires was sitting in the back seat of a higher ups luxury vehicle and asked, "so, where do you hide the boogers in this car?"

To this day I still literally laugh out loud at that.  On TV, movies, watching stand up, etc, in my entire life I've still never heard anything as brilliantly/ballsy/hilarious as that.

Yes, he got fired the next day.... But to this day I still think of him as one of the most brilliant people I've ever met.

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